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Posted on 11/23/13 at 7:25 am
Posted on 11/23/13 at 7:25 am
All the A and M fans I talked to yesterday pretended to not know anything about their jizz jars. What gives? 
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Posted on 11/23/13 at 7:27 am to catfish60
It's a secret cult, kind of like the Free Masons, but we frick sheep and dudes in the arse.
Posted on 11/23/13 at 7:28 am to catfish60
I saw more UK fans than A&M FWIW.... chilled with a couple UK fans in town for the football game before I moved to the PMAC. I thought A&M fans traveled well...
Posted on 11/23/13 at 7:39 am to catfish60
....and, I am trying to picture how that conversation went.
Perfect Stranger LSU Fan:
"Hey Aggies. Is it true that y'all sit around naked, jackin' off, and everybody cums in a jar? Is that what y'all really do?"
Perfect Stranger Aggie:
"Ummmm. What?"
LSU Fan:
"Your dicks. Y'all yank on them until semen shoots out. And when it does, y'all collect them in mason jars. Is that true?"
Aggie:
"What the frick? Why are you asking about my dick?"
Perfect Stranger LSU Fan:
"Hey Aggies. Is it true that y'all sit around naked, jackin' off, and everybody cums in a jar? Is that what y'all really do?"
Perfect Stranger Aggie:
"Ummmm. What?"
LSU Fan:
"Your dicks. Y'all yank on them until semen shoots out. And when it does, y'all collect them in mason jars. Is that true?"
Aggie:
"What the frick? Why are you asking about my dick?"
Posted on 11/23/13 at 7:44 am to catfish60
This is prob going to come as a surprise to you; but people don't know what you're talking about because ....
... they don't know what you're talking about
(it's not really done)
... they don't know what you're talking about
(it's not really done)
Posted on 11/23/13 at 7:48 am to EKG
Y'all need to atleast be proud of y'all's traditions
Posted on 11/23/13 at 7:49 am to catfish60
So you are admitting that you are so obtuse that you publicly referenced a Rant inside joke as if it were real and expected random strangers to know what you were talking about?
Congratulations for being extremely awkward and coming off like a sex predator!
Congratulations for being extremely awkward and coming off like a sex predator!
Posted on 11/23/13 at 7:50 am to catfish60
Do you like our tradition of pulling out our dicks and yanking on them until we fill a mason jar full of man juice?
This post was edited on 11/23/13 at 7:52 am
Posted on 11/23/13 at 7:53 am to EKG
quote:
This is prob going to come as a surprise to you; but people don't know what you're talking about because ....
... they don't know what you're talking about
(it's not really done)
Shhhh! Don't spoil all their fun on the Rant! If they can't talk about Jizz Jars and how we are all gay then what fun would that be?
In reality, unless you frequent the Rant or sip boards most people will have no clue what you are talking about. It's like walking up to someone out of the blue and saying "Germans!"
Posted on 11/23/13 at 7:56 am to catfish60
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Y'all need to atleast be proud of y'all's traditions
Oh, we're proud of our traditions.
Posted on 11/23/13 at 8:01 am to catfish60
The ones with the ring on the left hand know about jizz jars. It's our secret society. Weekly gatherings under campus
Posted on 11/23/13 at 8:01 am to KaiserSoze99
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Free Masons
Where the frick was this at? I'm gonna run out of jars today.
Posted on 11/23/13 at 8:04 am to catfish60
I just can't stop laughing.
Dude went up to perfect strangers likely while WEARING LSU GEAR, and asked about their semen.
Way to represent, bro.
Dude went up to perfect strangers likely while WEARING LSU GEAR, and asked about their semen.
Way to represent, bro.
Posted on 11/23/13 at 8:21 am to KaiserSoze99
Maybe the LSU fan just asked the guys wearing overalls. They would be most likely to have a mason jar full of jizz?
This post was edited on 11/23/13 at 8:22 am
Posted on 11/23/13 at 8:23 am to KaiserSoze99
quote:
Perfect Stranger LSU Fan:
"Hey Aggies. Is it true that y'all sit around naked, jackin' off, and everybody cums in a jar? Is that what y'all really do?"
Perfect Stranger Aggie:
"Ummmm. What?"
LSU Fan:
"Your dicks. Y'all yank on them until semen shoots out. And when it does, y'all collect them in mason jars. Is that true?"
Aggie:
"no we blow each other then spit it out. Don't be mad you couldnt get into ATM"
thats really how it happens
The fact that some people think this might be real isn't an indictment of their stupidity but rather, the Aggie culture that makes stuff like this plausible.
This post was edited on 11/23/13 at 8:29 am
Posted on 11/23/13 at 8:42 am to Dire Wolf
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The fact that some people think this might be real isn't an indictment of their stupidity but rather, the Aggie culture that makes stuff like this plausible.
I have no problem at all w self-deprecation; but in this instance, the answer is: "A"--the former.
Posted on 11/23/13 at 8:42 am to catfish60
jizzin in jars at Texas A&M is about as real as LSU winning the National Championship this year, it just aint happening... 
Posted on 11/23/13 at 8:45 am to Aggie Dynasty
Well, aside from the little bit you save and put in the freezer for emergencies. Everyone does that, right?
Posted on 11/23/13 at 9:21 am to catfish60
Guys, here in BR for the game. Most LSU fans have been pretty cool to hang out with, except this one guy yesterday that kept asking me about masturbation and "jizz jars". Weird. Oh well...
frick LSU
Oh well... frick LSU
Posted on 11/23/13 at 9:39 am to PacoPicopiedra
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I thought A&M fans traveled well...
Who in their right mind comes to Baton Rouge early? Now the Aggies freakin owned Bourbon Street last night.
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