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9th Anniversary of the legend of the LSU Corndog

Posted on 9/20/16 at 9:56 am
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 9/20/16 at 9:56 am
The original text below of the legend of the LSU fan odor of corndog. Educating the young people here.

LSU fans smell just like corn dogs.

Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. LSU fans do smell like corn dogs. I would never tell them that to their face though. This is something better said at internet distances. Even now, I am afraid.

I am afraid that they’ll know I said it. I’ll walk past an LSU fan someday, and he’ll see that look in my eye that gives it away. That look that says, “gee, what is that smell? Is it corn dogs?” The next thing you know, I’ll have flat tires on my car.

If you only learn one thing from me today, remember not to tell LSU fans how they smell – you know, like corn dogs.

LSU fans seem, somehow, sensitive to that whole corn dog issue.I think this may be why a lot of fans get beaten up by LSU fans. If you attend a game in Baton Rouge, try to avoid telling them that they smell like corn dogs. Say something else instead. Like, “Wow, LSU sure does have a great team this year. This is going to be a great SEC game.”

It’s hard. I know. It’s like when you’re having sex and you try to think about baseball. That corn dog smell is just so overwhelming. It makes it hard for you to think about football or baseball or whatever else.

Your brain wanders into corn dog topics like: “Gee, I wonder if I took a bite of your finger, if you would taste just like a corn dog?”; or “Is this a real person or is it a giant corn dog trying to make me think it is a real person?” or “What did that giant corn dog just say?” or “Excuse me, Mister, why is it that you smell just exactly like corn dogs smell?” or, of course, after a silencer: “Madam, did you just let the corn dogs out?”

Heck, after what I’ve heard about LSU fans, I think it may be better not to smell them at all. Okay, not all of them. Some of them are nice. Sure. Smell the nice ones. That’s okay.

You know what else is a bad thing to do? Holding your nose around them. They are real sensitive to that, too. Try …

holding your breath. But don’t be obvious about it. Somehow they know you’re trying not to breathe in the corn dog smell. And that offends them. They’ll likely punch you for that if they catch on to what you’re doing.

If you do breathe it in long enough, though, it’ll permeate your whole body, and then you’ll smell like a corn dog just like they do. But don’t say, “Dang, now I smell like a corn dog.” They take offense to that. And they will throw things. But not corn dogs. Hard stuff.

Stuff that leaves bruises and makes you bleed. Then you may have to get stitches or something. Just don’t say it. If you do start smelling like a corn dog, just shut up about it. Okay?

I think kids are acutely aware of corn dog smells too. Counsel your kids on how to behave around LSU fans. If LSU fans are driving around town, do not let your kids stick their heads out of your car window and sniff the air. No. Keep your windows rolled up.

An odd change in their expression – indicating they smell corn dogs – might get a wrench or pipe or some other object tossed at your windshield. So, that’s dangerous. Let your kids stick their heads out of the car windows as you drive – on some other weekend.

I know you are just as puzzled as I am about some of this corn dog stuff. What puzzles me most is that I’ve never actually seen any of these LSU fans with a corn dog in their hand. Okay, maybe there’s no mystery there – maybe they already ate the corn dogs. Who knows?

Maybe there’s a corn dog factory in Baton Rouge and they all work there. Maybe, there’s a corn dog lotion that they wear, or a French perfume. Maybe their city council puts corn dog juice in the water supply – kind of like fluoride. The politics there are probably weird.

The big political issue during the city election is whether they should add more ketchup or more mustard to the water. Don’t comment on it though. It’s not politically correct over there. It’s like a malnutrition issue or something. It’s like the corn dogs are probably added to the water to prevent starvation or something.

I know when you go to Baton Rouge, you’re thinking: “Ahhhh. Here I am in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. I’ll bet the people here smell just like boiled crawfish or shrimp etoufe’ or some fancy Cajun food.” But just stop thinking that. That’s just a myth. They smell just like corn dogs.

In fact, please listen to my advice. Leave them alone about the corn dog odor. And don’t try masking the odor with something stronger.

They’ll curse at you. They’ll say something like: “WTF, how dare you smoke a cigar in my home,” or “WTF!! Are you too good for the smell of corn dogs?” and they’ll cuss out your kids too: “WTF!!! Little Mister fancy pants over here acts like he doesn’t want to smell like corn dogs.”

Cajuns are not like us. Don’t you see that, yet? They are really sensitive about being sniffed and about their corn dog aroma. They know they smell like corn dogs and it is no laughing matter to them at all.

I know, I know. We sniff the Bammers and the UGA Dawgs and the Ole Messes, and we keep a straight face with each of them, but don’t press your luck with the Cajun tiger fans. Don’t refer to Death Valley as corn dog valley either. I mean that’s just wrong. Even if you’ve been drinking, they’ll beat you up and curse out your kids.

Along these lines, be extra careful when you laugh in their direction – even if you’re laughing about something else. Like baseball or football, or sex or whatever. If you can’t control yourself and you must laugh though, do not snort. The snorting makes them think that you smell their corn dog body odor from a distance or that you’re choking on it or something. They’ll likely burn your van for that. We lost a campus building over just one snort.

So, just remember. You can love one another without sniffing each other. You can enjoy the clash of a couple of good football teams. You can enjoy the thrill of the rivalry. But after the game, please heed my words. Please just move along. No sniffing the opposing fans this Saturday. Okay? Get your corn dog jollies at home.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95866 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 9:57 am to
Not reading all of that.


tl;dr - We copied Nebraska
Posted by Wideman
Arlington, Virginia
Member since Jul 2005
11721 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 9:58 am to
that was nine years ago? wow...

We were at the Shenandoah Valley Apple Harvest Festival this past weekend and my wife (a Florida State grad) bought my daughter a corndog. I told her that she just lost the battle of who our daughter would pull for the most.

Geaux Tigahs!

why is there no corndog emoticon??
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
37560 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 9:58 am to
So basically this guy had nothing and ripped this insult off of Nebraska fans.

Hilarious. The campus doesn't smell like corndogs and the fans don't either. Stupidest shite ever
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79098 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 9:59 am to
quote:

Hilarious. The campus doesn't smell like corndogs and the fans don't either. Stupidest shite ever



you can't smell yourself
Posted by tigerfan in bamaland
Back Home now
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Posted on 9/20/16 at 9:59 am to
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37465 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 10:01 am to
I didn't believe their campus stunk until I visited. That place smells terrible
Posted by AUtigerNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since Apr 2011
17107 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 10:01 am to
Posted by ipodking
#StopTalkingAboutWomensSports
Member since Jun 2008
56270 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 10:03 am to
Corndogs are gross
Posted by tigerfan in bamaland
Back Home now
Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 9/20/16 at 10:05 am to
quote:

Corndogs are gross


said no one ever.
Posted by El Magnifico
La casa de tu mamá
Member since Jan 2014
7017 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 10:08 am to
LSU gonna be corndawging Aubie's arse all over the field Saturday evening
Posted by LSU GrandDad
houston, texas
Member since Jun 2009
21564 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 10:09 am to
so, an auburn fan copied the corndog thing from an article about Nebraska and represented it as an original thought. plagiarism should not be rewarded.

and now, an auburn fan is plagiarising his own brethren.

how novel.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79098 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 10:10 am to
quote:

so, an auburn fan copied the corndog thing from an article about Nebraska and represented it as an original thought. plagiarism should not be rewarded.

and now, an auburn fan is plagiarising his own brethren.

how novel.


Stay tuned for a whole bunch of LSU fans calling this silly and stupid and OH BY THE WAY ITS NOT ACCURATE WE DONT SMELL LIKE CORNDOGS OMG OMG
Posted by Lsuchs
Member since Apr 2013
8073 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 10:13 am to
quote:

I didn't believe their campus stunk until I visited. That place smells terrible


Coming from an A&M fan that is "bat shite" crazy.

By the way no one really believes anything you say in regards to LSU since you are in every LSU thread talking shite about anything you can find.

If this was a thread about only pussies where's cologne to football games you would be in here screaming that's what LSUs campus smelled like when you came in

I wonder if you will get better or worse as a poster if you ever finally beat LSU
This post was edited on 9/20/16 at 10:15 am
Posted by AUtigerNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since Apr 2011
17107 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 10:14 am to
quote:

LSU gonna be corndawging Aubie's arse all over the field Saturday evening




Posted by WildTchoupitoulas
Member since Jan 2010
44048 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 11:11 am to
quote:

tl;dr - We copied Nebraska

Actually Auburn copied Georgia who had done it the previous year - but proceeded to lose to LSU. Auburn picked it up the next year, beat LSU, and it stuck.

It was Georgia who took it from the Big 12 and brought it to the SEC, but it was Auburn who made it stick.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55213 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 11:13 am to
So the story originated with LSU fans

Then Nebraska stole it and so did Auburn

MThat makes sense
Posted by I-59 Tiger
Vestavia Hills, AL
Member since Sep 2003
36703 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 11:13 am to
that's got to be from that pathetic,lame "Wayne's Auburn Board."
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55213 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 11:14 am to
quote:

a thread about only pussies where's cologne to football games you would be in here screaming that's what LSUs campus smelled like when you came in



Do you speak English?
Posted by I-59 Tiger
Vestavia Hills, AL
Member since Sep 2003
36703 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 11:15 am to
A&M Fans smell like Port-o-lets
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