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Posted on 8/24/15 at 4:32 pm
Posted on 8/24/15 at 4:32 pm
Hello everyone, I welcome you my LSU preview thread. Sponsored by tFear.
Let's start out with the quarterback position which has gained so much attention this offseason. Brandon Harris and Anthony Jennings have been in a fierce competition which will decide who will win the Heisman trophy.
In conclusion,
LSU STACKED
SEC frickED
QBs: Loaded
OL: Loaded
WR: Elite
TE: Wtf is a tight end?
RB: Fournette, Guice, D Willy, Brossette, Ducre, Fournette 2. All hail LSU's running backs.
On defense, the Chinese bandits are: [IN EFFECT]
With the GOAT defensive coordinator in Kevin Steele and the man, the myth, the legend at DL (Ed fukkin Orgeron) our defense will crush your puny offense.
Let's take a look:
DL: STACKED
LB: STACKED
DB: DBU
Tre'Davious White > Vernon Hargreaves
Let's now look at the schedule and break it down:
McNeese State - Auto win
@ Islamic State - They lost over 100% of their team. Automatic win.
Auburn War Eagles - Jeremy Johnson will be a bigger bust than Trent Richardson in the NFL. Auto win.
@ Syracuse - Yaw yaw yankees can't play footbawww
Eastern Michigan - They may not even have a football team
@ South Cackalacky - SCAR will be the worst team in the East this season. Auto win.
Flurda Gatas - Got no OL. Auto win.
Western Kentucker - They're called the hilltoppers but we ain't got no damn hills. Auto win.
Open Date - Auto win
@ Alabama Crimson Tide - Lost over 50% of your offensive production. It should be interesting to see how they replace their starters on offense. Toss up.
Arkansas Racerberts: Auto win
@ Ole Miss Rebel Black Bears - Swag Kelly will be in court when this game is played. Life in prison. AUTO WIN
Texas A&M Directional School - No defense lol. Auto win.
SEC Championship - Auto win
Playoff 1 - Auto win
Playoff 2 - Auto win
LSU is your 2015 CFB national champions
-Everyone on our team is awarded a heisman trophy
-Saban and Spurrier retires and have PTSD from LSU's team
-McElwain and Freeze eat a big bowl of wood to ease their sorrow
- Sumlin fired, Chief becomes HC against his will
- Dan Mullen resigns from MSU and gets into the adult film industry
- Bret Bielema goes back to the midwest and eats all of the corn which tanks the US economy
Let's start out with the quarterback position which has gained so much attention this offseason. Brandon Harris and Anthony Jennings have been in a fierce competition which will decide who will win the Heisman trophy.
In conclusion,
LSU STACKED
SEC frickED
QBs: Loaded
OL: Loaded
WR: Elite
TE: Wtf is a tight end?
RB: Fournette, Guice, D Willy, Brossette, Ducre, Fournette 2. All hail LSU's running backs.
On defense, the Chinese bandits are: [IN EFFECT]
With the GOAT defensive coordinator in Kevin Steele and the man, the myth, the legend at DL (Ed fukkin Orgeron) our defense will crush your puny offense.
Let's take a look:
DL: STACKED
LB: STACKED
DB: DBU
Tre'Davious White > Vernon Hargreaves
Let's now look at the schedule and break it down:
McNeese State - Auto win
@ Islamic State - They lost over 100% of their team. Automatic win.
Auburn War Eagles - Jeremy Johnson will be a bigger bust than Trent Richardson in the NFL. Auto win.
@ Syracuse - Yaw yaw yankees can't play footbawww
Eastern Michigan - They may not even have a football team
@ South Cackalacky - SCAR will be the worst team in the East this season. Auto win.
Flurda Gatas - Got no OL. Auto win.
Western Kentucker - They're called the hilltoppers but we ain't got no damn hills. Auto win.
Open Date - Auto win
@ Alabama Crimson Tide - Lost over 50% of your offensive production. It should be interesting to see how they replace their starters on offense. Toss up.
Arkansas Racerberts: Auto win
@ Ole Miss Rebel Black Bears - Swag Kelly will be in court when this game is played. Life in prison. AUTO WIN
Texas A&M Directional School - No defense lol. Auto win.
SEC Championship - Auto win
Playoff 1 - Auto win
Playoff 2 - Auto win
LSU is your 2015 CFB national champions
-Everyone on our team is awarded a heisman trophy
-Saban and Spurrier retires and have PTSD from LSU's team
-McElwain and Freeze eat a big bowl of wood to ease their sorrow
- Sumlin fired, Chief becomes HC against his will
- Dan Mullen resigns from MSU and gets into the adult film industry
- Bret Bielema goes back to the midwest and eats all of the corn which tanks the US economy
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Posted on 8/24/15 at 4:34 pm to rmnldr
Posted on 8/24/15 at 4:35 pm to rmnldr
quote:
QBs: Loaded
I just.....
I......
How the frick.......
Posted on 8/24/15 at 4:36 pm to rmnldr
Are you proud of this post?
Posted on 8/24/15 at 4:37 pm to rmnldr
Posted on 8/24/15 at 4:37 pm to rmnldr
quote:
Every SEC west coach leaves except Miles
quote:
Sponsored by tFear.
I guess we know who has tFear
Posted on 8/24/15 at 4:38 pm to rmnldr
Although you might be delusional I say frick it and upvote! LSU 2016 CFP national champs and the last prediction will happen if Bert can't win more than 2 sec games
Posted on 8/24/15 at 4:38 pm to rmnldr
Posted on 8/24/15 at 4:40 pm to rmnldr
this belongs on the tiger rant
Posted on 8/24/15 at 4:41 pm to rmnldr
quote:
Brandon Harris and Anthony Jennings have been in a fierce competition which will decide who will win the Heisman trophy.
Posted on 8/24/15 at 4:44 pm to dbeck
I'd say that's about right
Posted on 8/24/15 at 4:46 pm to rmnldr
41-7
Posted on 8/24/15 at 4:48 pm to WestCoastAg
LSU site!
Posted on 8/24/15 at 4:49 pm to rmnldr
First I down voted
Then I read it
Then I went back and upvoted
This post was edited on 8/24/15 at 4:50 pm
Posted on 8/24/15 at 4:53 pm to rmnldr
Not terrible
Posted on 8/24/15 at 4:53 pm to rmnldr
Why is Tiger Stadium half full in the second gif?
Posted on 8/24/15 at 4:55 pm to rmnldr
Thread of the year
Posted on 8/24/15 at 4:56 pm to WestCoastAg
It already is
Posted on 8/24/15 at 5:05 pm to cas4t
Regressed back to the denial phase I see
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Loaded
This post was edited on 8/24/15 at 5:21 pm
Posted on 8/24/15 at 5:08 pm to rmnldr
Freaking upvote. I'm officially pumped up for the season now.
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