Started By
Message

2016 SEC schools as movies or TV shows

Posted on 1/4/16 at 8:59 pm
Posted by CrunchimustheMax
Member since Dec 2015
563 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 8:59 pm
Alabama: Forest Gump

Arkansas: Free Willy

Texas A&M: Brokeback Mountain

Miss State: 12 years a slave

Missouri: Bubble Boy or boy in a
bubble...whatever its called

LSU: Deliverance

Tennessee: Rocky 4

Florida: Breaking bad...its Gainesville...lots of meth labs

UGA: Sleepless in Seattle

Vandy: Good Will Hunting

Kentucky: Hoosiers (no one will pay attention to Kentucky football)

South Carolina: Wife Swap

Ole Miss: Blindside (football team won't do much but Freeze will "save" some underprivileged minority in the process)

Auburn: Trailer Park Boys



This post was edited on 1/4/16 at 9:03 pm
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123560 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:01 pm to
I'm not ready for this bullshite.
Posted by crimsonian
Florida
Member since Jun 2012
7374 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:01 pm to
I know it is easy but you forgot Auburn.
Posted by TigerTalker16
Columbia,MO
Member since Apr 2015
11533 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:02 pm to
I don't get half of these.
Posted by CrunchimustheMax
Member since Dec 2015
563 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:04 pm to
Quite safe space boy.
Posted by AgentUtah
Member since Jul 2011
1798 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:05 pm to
I think Rocky V would be better for Tennessee. You know the one where the former rich and famous champ finds out he is broke, moves back to the shithole where it all started, and can only reminisce about his former glory.
Posted by TigerTalker16
Columbia,MO
Member since Apr 2015
11533 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:05 pm to
quote:

Quite safe space boy.


You're one angry hillbilly.
Posted by CrunchimustheMax
Member since Dec 2015
563 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:06 pm to
Nah...2016 we beat the Ivan Drago of the SEC and take home a natty.
This post was edited on 1/4/16 at 9:07 pm
Posted by CJM
Member since Jan 2015
3210 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:06 pm to
You're a terrible poster.
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25156 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:08 pm to
Jesus... its going to be a long and painful off season this year.
Posted by AgentUtah
Member since Jul 2011
1798 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:08 pm to
Shite, that means y'all are going full retard after that
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62697 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:09 pm to
quote:

2016 SEC schools as movies

Is this different than the 2015 SEC schools?
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69882 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:10 pm to
quote:

Jesus... its going to be a long and painful off season this year.





For the record, my dickbutt agreement doesn't kick in until after NSD, and only applies to Phat Phil and Serraneax
Posted by CrunchimustheMax
Member since Dec 2015
563 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:12 pm to
You can take trailerpatk boys for 2015...that's a tie between u and the Aubies.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24069 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:14 pm to
quote:

LSU: Deliverance


Tennessee is in the Appalachians, where the movie is based. Y'all are the ones making Ned Beatty squeal like a pig.

I would've expected you to use The Water Boy for LSU.
Posted by blacknblu
Member since Nov 2011
10276 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:15 pm to
quote:

Arkansas: Free Willy

Point of clarification - is this because Bill Clinton is from Arkansas, or a "Bert is Fat" reference? Thanks in advance

This post was edited on 1/4/16 at 9:19 pm
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69882 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:17 pm to
quote:

Tennessee is in the Appalachians, where the movie is based. Y'all are the ones making Ned Beatty squeal like a pig.



Incorrect, the movie is based and filmed in Georgia.

Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25156 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:18 pm to
quote:

For the record, my dickbutt agreement doesn't kick in until after NSD, and only applies to Phat Phil and Serraneax


I know, I don't blame you, and the Vols aren't the only ones who will be doing this... I just hope my liver can make it till next season.
Posted by CrunchimustheMax
Member since Dec 2015
563 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:19 pm to
Something rings Deliverance about their fans on this site and in.person. They are some really twisted backward mutherfrickers.
Posted by AustinDawg
Austin, Tx
Member since Aug 2015
1436 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:25 pm to


The original post goes to show how irrelevant Tennessee football has become and how low their expectations are.

Grats on your second bowl win in the last 7 years!
Page 1 2 3
Jump to page
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 3Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow SECRant for SEC Football News
Follow us on Twitter and Facebook to get the latest updates on SEC Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitter