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Posted on 4/17/15 at 2:02 pm to Allyn McKeen
I've fooled around with worse. 
Posted on 4/17/15 at 2:29 pm to Henry Jones Jr
I went hoggin' one December night in Bay St. Louis in, I don't know, 2011? The girl had a pretty face and was wearing a dress that hid a lot of the stuff she had going on underneath it. She laughed at all my stupid jokes and kept pumping me full of Fireball. She drove me to her house where she made me a grilled cheese, got me a Miller Lite out of her fridge, and put on the Sandlot. She was a seasoned veteran.
I pulled her skirt up and remember thinking about how inordinately large her thighs were, and then I remembered that she had really earned it with the grilled cheese, Miller Lite, and Sandlot. Nonetheless, I dove right in and gave that girl the best 38 seconds of her life.
I walked home the next morning in the cold and thought about what I had done. I called a bro of mine (not a poster) and turns out she had done something similar to him but made him pancakes instead of a grilled cheese.
Sometimes, fellas, it's just gonna happen and there is nothing you can do about it.
I pulled her skirt up and remember thinking about how inordinately large her thighs were, and then I remembered that she had really earned it with the grilled cheese, Miller Lite, and Sandlot. Nonetheless, I dove right in and gave that girl the best 38 seconds of her life.
I walked home the next morning in the cold and thought about what I had done. I called a bro of mine (not a poster) and turns out she had done something similar to him but made him pancakes instead of a grilled cheese.
Sometimes, fellas, it's just gonna happen and there is nothing you can do about it.
Posted on 4/17/15 at 2:41 pm to Tornado Alley
I had a FWB type of situation with a bigger girl one time. Every time we hung out it was the same routine. I come over, make out a little, she ordered or made dinner, played video games or watched some of a movie then did our thing. It was a nice few months.
Posted on 4/17/15 at 3:04 pm to Henry Jones Jr
That's called a girlfriend, HJJ.
Posted on 4/17/15 at 3:20 pm to sharpSee
I was about to say the same thing
Posted on 4/17/15 at 3:24 pm to Tornado Alley
Nothing wrong with a little chubby love for a few months. They will spoil you. One girl I saw for a few months, she gave the best blowjobs. ....Damnit if I don't miss it.
Posted on 4/17/15 at 3:49 pm to Tornado Alley
When you spread her pussy lips apart did it look like the inside of your grilled cheese?
Posted on 4/17/15 at 3:54 pm to TaxmanMSU
quote:
Nothing wrong with a little chubby love for a few months.
Posted on 4/17/15 at 4:06 pm to deltaland
I was pretty fricked up when I did finally get down to business, but I would not imagine that the interior of her vagina did not resemble a grilled cheese sandwich.
Posted on 4/17/15 at 6:40 pm to Henry Jones Jr
quote:
It was a nice few months.
like 36 months?
Posted on 4/17/15 at 7:09 pm to Tornado Alley
I would regularly poon pound the girl in OP. Sorry not sorry. It would be fun as hell. I love all the dorks on message boards actin too hawt for a good phuck. Ninja pls.
Posted on 4/17/15 at 7:14 pm to Tds & Beer
In no way am I saying I have not been hoggin', because I have. However, when I have gone hoggin' in the past, I get in there and get out. I am not a repeat offender and if I can't remember what she looked like when I was drunk, I assume, based on my prior behavior and standards, that I didn't want to know anyways
Correction: I am not a repeat offender when hoggin'.
Correction: I am not a repeat offender when hoggin'.
This post was edited on 4/17/15 at 7:16 pm
Posted on 4/18/15 at 11:56 am to Tornado Alley
The heaviest girl I have ever boned was 145 lbs and that was because she was 9 months preegnant.. 
This post was edited on 4/18/15 at 12:03 pm
Posted on 4/18/15 at 12:06 pm to Hardy_Har
I'm assuming that was your wife?
If so, pics?
If so, pics?
Posted on 4/18/15 at 12:17 pm to Tornado Alley
no
I need to redact that earlier statement because I just remembered one that wasn't thin
Not my proudest day. Nothing wrong with hogging either I just never got into it.
Went to the Doctor yesterday and may have a torn rotator cuff. I need to get off the SECR right now because I'm pretty fricked up on medicine
Posted on 4/18/15 at 12:59 pm to Hardy_Har
pank posts drunj all the time. Why not Hardy?
Posted on 4/18/15 at 2:08 pm to Tornado Alley
I went hoggin on the day of the Bama-State game this year...had my friend drop me off drunk as shite at the chick's place after meeting her on tinder the day before. Did my business and made the cold mile walk back to my house the next morning to watch us lose our undefeated season. What a day :(
This post was edited on 4/18/15 at 2:09 pm
Posted on 4/18/15 at 2:14 pm to NIH
Damn. Why do you have to come in here and make me all sad and shite, bro?
Posted on 4/18/15 at 2:56 pm to Tornado Alley
Had to buy plan B too Fml
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