client's are funny

I hope you have an editor

dude is dead serious lol he's got wireframes and a business plan and everything

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This dude just called me and said he wanted to make a website that sales nut sack shampoo

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I've always believe that there should be an entire line of male crotch personal hygiene products available.

I've always gotten a lot of cootch because I shave my ball sack, use a little mint powder down there, made sure to wipe my arse with baby wipes before getting blowjobs from the hooers ... and I also use a little stick deodorant down there after after every shower ... in the pits and under the balls.

The ladies really appreciate the effort and it shows.

So there should be a complete line of male oriented products .... ball sack shaving cream, ball sack razors, ball sack stick deodorant, ball sack powder (something other than monkey butt), and a gentle non-alcoholic spritzer that the women might find pleasing while going ball sack deep on the blow jobs.

It would be a huge money maker.

Oh, and the arse wipes, I learned that during my porn years under the name Johnny Wishbone.

Most women will never tell you but the porn girls were very open about it ... wipe your asses with baby wipes so that they don't smell shite while sucking your balls.

I always felt it was the least I could do for the ladies considering the joy they were bringing to Mr. Happy and The Twins.

Reading that was kind of awkward. Like trying to not notice the old naked man in the locker room at the gym who is just walking around naked for the hell of it.

You should have made it

Is scrooster getting weirder by the day or is it just me?

No and that's a problem.

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Now scrooster's sack probably smells like feet because he has to tuck the nuggets in his socks.

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If you want to sniff my ball sack just say so ... quit beating around the bush. (pardon the pun)

I've hammered more pish-flap and eaten more pink taco, since the age of 60, than you have in your entire life.

Because I'm older, wiser, wealthier and more experienced ... it happens.

If you'd listen, you'd learn.

By the time I was 25 I knew the subtle nuances that women appreciate which facilitated my aim of mass gash coverage during my younger years ... I did not think I'd live past the age of 40 at the time and I didn't want to have any regrets.

I knew how to approach them, talk to them, work my way into the meat flaps and have my way with them ad nauseam without falling in love ... but still remaining respectful.

As a young man I banged-out older women in an effort to have them teach me .... as an older man I bang-out younger women in an effort to teach them while finding some gratification and enjoyment in the process. It's a symbiotic relationship I have enjoyed with bajinga since birth.

Now, I'll say it again while ignoring your offer to sniff my ball sack.

If you want more pussy than the guy next to you ... keep your ball sack, and surrounding area, well groomed young men. And wipe those nasty asses with baby wipes regularly.

Listen, women have been regularly douching (and you should know about douches roadGator), and trimming and powdering with feminine powder for our benefit for decades.

These days they are asking that we do the same.

I learned that long ago and have subsequently been successful, during the course of the better part of the past forty years, tagging and releasing many a hoo-hoo.

Thus ends your lesson for the day.