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re: Hot mom arrested for playing naked twister

Posted on 4/15/15 at 11:25 pm to
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 4/15/15 at 11:25 pm to
I'll be the first to go on record to say that if I was at a friends house in high school and a girls mom busted out the liquor and dope...I'd be like ... awesome!

But when the naked twister broke out and she banged a buddy in the bathroom .... and then broke out the sex toys for free demo....even my 18 yr old brain would probably get a little bit concerned that some serious shite was about to go down.

Even a high school kid has enough self preservation instincts to realize that he might be in over his head in that situation.

Climbing into bed with your girlfriends mom is definitely a boss move....but damn....just damn.
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 4/16/15 at 3:24 am to
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Even a high school kid has enough self preservation instincts to realize that he might be in over his head in that situation.


Nope. maybe a few would. the majority are gonna beat mom like a red headed foster child in that scenario. the booze, weed, and butt naked milf are gonna melt any good judgment you had like margarine in a microwave
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
39958 posts
Posted on 4/16/15 at 3:33 am to
Yeah, but they were trying to explain her actions for the whole night.
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
15918 posts
Posted on 4/16/15 at 7:01 am to
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Yeah, but they were trying to explain her actions for the whole night.


Bitch was drunk. Bitches get wild when they're drunk.
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
39958 posts
Posted on 4/16/15 at 8:47 am to
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Bitch was drunk. Bitches get wild when they're drunk.
Agreed
Posted by dallasga6
Scrap Metal Magnate...
Member since Mar 2009
25651 posts
Posted on 4/16/15 at 9:06 am to
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Bitch was drunk. Bitches get wild when they're drunk.


Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54595 posts
Posted on 4/16/15 at 3:33 pm to
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the booze, weed, and butt naked milf are gonna melt any good judgment you had like margarine in a microwave


How I know society is not progressing…

In my youth it would have been fresh sweet curbed butter in a old black cast iron skillet. Now it is margarine in a microwave.

Posted by K9
wayx....BOBO IN '19
Member since Sep 2012
23958 posts
Posted on 4/16/15 at 3:34 pm to
where you been Cheese?

eta: nice 15,000th post
This post was edited on 4/16/15 at 3:36 pm
Posted by HinesvilleThrill
Skidaway Island
Member since Sep 2012
3475 posts
Posted on 4/16/15 at 3:55 pm to
YOLO!!
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54595 posts
Posted on 4/16/15 at 4:09 pm to
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nice 15,000th post


Wow, did not even notice…

With that much time away I really should have done something more wow.
Posted by K9
wayx....BOBO IN '19
Member since Sep 2012
23958 posts
Posted on 4/16/15 at 4:40 pm to
keep yer head up cheese
Posted by FaCubeItches
Soviet Monica, People's Republic CA
Member since Sep 2012
5875 posts
Posted on 4/16/15 at 9:22 pm to
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even my 18 yr old brain would probably get a little bit concerned that some serious shite was about to go down.


Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 4/16/15 at 10:37 pm to
And you spent it shooing me off your grass over melting country crock in the science oven

We'll do it up big for your 20k
Posted by VADawg
Wherever
Member since Nov 2011
44621 posts
Posted on 4/17/15 at 10:21 am to
Doesn't matter, had sex
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
21692 posts
Posted on 4/17/15 at 10:55 am to
Left foot on red.....

Right hand on little boys penis
Posted by VADawg
Wherever
Member since Nov 2011
44621 posts
Posted on 4/17/15 at 11:19 am to
That's the new Penn State edition of twister
Posted by FaCubeItches
Soviet Monica, People's Republic CA
Member since Sep 2012
5875 posts
Posted on 4/17/15 at 2:37 pm to
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