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What the State your living in says about you.
Posted on 4/10/15 at 9:45 pm
Posted on 4/10/15 at 9:45 pm
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“If you’re from Alaska and you don’t know how to fish and hunt, I just don’t even know what you’re doing with your life.”
“People from Alaska are probably very resourceful.”
“Their cheeks are always red.”
“They’ve probably never heard of Ryan Seacrest.”
“If you’re from Alaska and you don’t know how to fish and hunt, I just don’t even know what you’re doing with your life.”
“People from Alaska are probably very resourceful.”
“Their cheeks are always red.”
“They’ve probably never heard of Ryan Seacrest.”
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Posted on 4/10/15 at 9:50 pm to RogerTheShrubber
“Mississippi is the most exciting state to spell.”
“People in Mississippi can COOK.”
“People in Mississippi seem really threatening, but they’re huge softies.”
“No one has been on vacation to Mississippi.”
“What do they say in Mississippi when it’s like ‘the best blah blah this side of the Mississippi’?”
“Oh. My. God.”
“People in Mississippi can COOK.”
“People in Mississippi seem really threatening, but they’re huge softies.”
“No one has been on vacation to Mississippi.”
“What do they say in Mississippi when it’s like ‘the best blah blah this side of the Mississippi’?”
“Oh. My. God.”
Posted on 4/10/15 at 9:58 pm to RogerTheShrubber
Alabama should really just be its own country at this point."
"I dated someone from Alabama and he was missing a side tooth."
"Everyone in Alabama has gotten their entire bodies stuck in mud at least thrice."
"Babies come out of the womb with shoulder pads and helmets."
"Holding a glass of sweet tea."
"Probably the kindest baby you'll ever meet."
"I dated someone from Alabama and he was missing a side tooth."
"Everyone in Alabama has gotten their entire bodies stuck in mud at least thrice."
"Babies come out of the womb with shoulder pads and helmets."
"Holding a glass of sweet tea."
"Probably the kindest baby you'll ever meet."
Posted on 4/10/15 at 9:58 pm to Rebel Land Shark
"People in Mississippi are racist"
"People in Mississippi are fat"
"People in Mississippi are poor"
"People in Mississippi are stupid"
34-3
44-20-1
"People in Mississippi are fat"
"People in Mississippi are poor"
"People in Mississippi are stupid"
34-3
44-20-1
Posted on 4/10/15 at 10:00 pm to RogerTheShrubber
"Everyone I have met from Kentucky has destroyed my stereotypes of it."
"I will never be able to pronounce 'Louisville.'"
"Luhhhh-vul."
"Luuuuuuuuuvaaaa."
"Loov."
"Kentucky people love talking about how much they love Kentucky."
"I will never be able to pronounce 'Louisville.'"
"Luhhhh-vul."
"Luuuuuuuuuvaaaa."
"Loov."
"Kentucky people love talking about how much they love Kentucky."
Posted on 4/10/15 at 10:03 pm to RogerTheShrubber
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South Dakota does not exist."
Posted on 4/10/15 at 10:06 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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"People in East Tennessee are racist"
"People in East Tennessee are fat"
"People in East Tennessee are poor"
"People in East Tennessee are stupid"
Posted on 4/10/15 at 10:11 pm to RogerTheShrubber
“I only know three people from South Carolina and they’re all wonderful.”
“Bill Murray lives in South Carolina.”
“Everyone in South Carolina reading a book outside in a sundress right now.”
“And eating cheese grits.”
“Everyone is happy to let you crash on their couch.
Also:
“Only bad things happen to Oklahoma.”
“Oklahoma people always brag about how cheap their beer is.”
“Everyone in Oklahoma will welcome you into their crazy family.”
“Every single person would lend you money if you asked them.”
“I kind of wish I were from Oklahoma.”
“Bill Murray lives in South Carolina.”
“Everyone in South Carolina reading a book outside in a sundress right now.”
“And eating cheese grits.”
“Everyone is happy to let you crash on their couch.
Also:
“Only bad things happen to Oklahoma.”
“Oklahoma people always brag about how cheap their beer is.”
“Everyone in Oklahoma will welcome you into their crazy family.”
“Every single person would lend you money if you asked them.”
“I kind of wish I were from Oklahoma.”
Posted on 4/10/15 at 10:14 pm to RogerTheShrubber
quote:
“If you’re from Alaska and you don’t know how to fish and hunt, I just don’t even know what you’re doing with your life.”
“People from Alaska are probably very resourceful.”
“Their cheeks are always red.”
“They’ve probably never heard of Ryan Seacrest.”
accurate.
Posted on 4/10/15 at 10:15 pm to Carolina Tide
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Kansas is just one long dirt road.
Posted on 4/10/15 at 10:17 pm to RogerTheShrubber
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"Everyone in Louisiana seems to have way more fun than me."
Posted on 4/10/15 at 10:19 pm to five_fivesix
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“If you’re from Alaska and you don’t know how to fish and hunt, I just don’t even know what you’re doing with your life.”
“People from Alaska are probably very resourceful.”
“Their cheeks are always red.”
“They’ve probably never heard of Ryan Seacrest.”
accurate.
Yep, wasn't bad.
Posted on 4/10/15 at 10:23 pm to RogerTheShrubber
I could write a book on the uses of a blue tarp and 300' of 550 cord. A thick book.
Posted on 4/12/15 at 11:55 am to five_fivesix
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I could write a book on the uses of a blue tarp and 300' of 550 cord. A thick book
If your home has tyvek, blue tarp or duct tape showing on the exterior, you'll fit in with the neighbors.
Posted on 4/12/15 at 1:07 pm to RogerTheShrubber
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“Maryland is just The Wire and people tying sweaters around their shoulders.”
Posted on 4/12/15 at 1:45 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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"People in Mississippi are racist"
"People in Mississippi are fat"
"People in Mississippi are poor"
"People in Mississippi are stupid"
Didn't have to go to far to see that TN has its fair share of people not afraid to use racial slurs. This link one of your Vol fans posted proves:
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1) TN has some really stupid people too!
2) That you have some huge gapping vaginas in TN...I mean WFT, are they Amish or something? Why just take an arse whooping & not fight back. Guess they took the example from the display your football team put on at VHS last year!
3) And you should never call anyone fat, stupid and poor!
Posted on 4/12/15 at 2:02 pm to RogerTheShrubber
Alaska: "Would you even bother living there if social media didn't let you talk about it all the time?"
Alaska: Lots of self-proclaimed "Libertarians", living in a state with nearly the highest percentage of government jobs and one of the very highest rates of federal tax dollars spent per every dollar collected.
Alaska: basically one big public works project that wouldn't exist without huge amounts of federal spending.
Alaska: Anchorage could be renamed Shreveport By The Sea, er "By the big muddy stank Cook inlet".
Alaska: So rugged and difficult that teeming thousands of alcoholic natives manage not to freeze to death every year and Anchorage has an extremely high population of homeless people.
Alaska: Lots of self-proclaimed "Libertarians", living in a state with nearly the highest percentage of government jobs and one of the very highest rates of federal tax dollars spent per every dollar collected.
Alaska: basically one big public works project that wouldn't exist without huge amounts of federal spending.
Alaska: Anchorage could be renamed Shreveport By The Sea, er "By the big muddy stank Cook inlet".
Alaska: So rugged and difficult that teeming thousands of alcoholic natives manage not to freeze to death every year and Anchorage has an extremely high population of homeless people.
Posted on 4/12/15 at 10:20 pm to RogerTheShrubber
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“They’ve probably never heard of Ryan Seacrest.”
I'm moving to Alaska.
Posted on 4/13/15 at 12:35 am to wmr
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Alaska: "Would you even bother living there if social media didn't let you talk about it all the time?"
Alaska: Lots of self-proclaimed "Libertarians", living in a state with nearly the highest percentage of government jobs and one of the very highest rates of federal tax dollars spent per every dollar collected.
Alaska: basically one big public works project that wouldn't exist without huge amounts of federal spending.
Alaska: Anchorage could be renamed Shreveport By The Sea, er "By the big muddy stank Cook inlet".
Alaska: So rugged and difficult that teeming thousands of alcoholic natives manage not to freeze to death every year and Anchorage has an extremely high population of homeless people.
Someone's got the butthurt.
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