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Today is the lord's day.
Posted on 4/3/15 at 4:33 pm
Posted on 4/3/15 at 4:33 pm
This is the day on which mankind has been redeemed from sin.
Why aren't you celebrating Passover? It's literally the only day Jesus asked us to celebrate. Take a moment to meditate and reflect on your life. Pour your heart and speak with the Almighty through prayer. Let Him take your burdens from you. Don't drink any alcohol except wine. The only acceptable drug to take on this day is either magic mushrooms, peyote, or cannabis.
I'm baking weed brownies and pouring a nice glass of white wine as we speak.
Why aren't you celebrating Passover? It's literally the only day Jesus asked us to celebrate. Take a moment to meditate and reflect on your life. Pour your heart and speak with the Almighty through prayer. Let Him take your burdens from you. Don't drink any alcohol except wine. The only acceptable drug to take on this day is either magic mushrooms, peyote, or cannabis.
I'm baking weed brownies and pouring a nice glass of white wine as we speak.
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Posted on 4/3/15 at 4:46 pm to Gcockboi
Agree. I sent wife to stations of the cross at church to handle it.
Posted on 4/3/15 at 5:29 pm to Gcockboi
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The only acceptable drug to take on this day is either magic mushrooms, peyote, or cannabis.
I've read a lot of the Good Book. I did not see this in it. Is this what St. Paul was on?
Posted on 4/3/15 at 5:33 pm to Gcockboi
Probably will go tour a brewery with a friend tomorrow and celebrate. 
Posted on 4/3/15 at 5:55 pm to DownSouthJukin
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The only acceptable drug to take on this day is either magic mushrooms, peyote, or cannabis.
I've read a lot of the Good Book. I did not see this in it. Is this what St. Paul was on?
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Posted on 4/3/15 at 5:57 pm to Gcockboi
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The only acceptable drug to take everyday is either magic mushrooms, peyote, or cannabis.
FTFY
Posted on 4/3/15 at 8:48 pm to Gcockboi
imma sacrifice a goat. Not just any goat, but my prized, grapefruit sized testicle goat. Lord be pleased.
Posted on 4/3/15 at 8:56 pm to Gcockboi
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Today is the lord's day.
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I'm baking weed brownies and pouring a nice glass of white wine as we speak.
Uhhhh
We did it different in Arkansas, but your way sounds more fun.
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