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Greg Marshall clearly doesn't understand Gumpness
Posted on 4/2/15 at 3:00 am
Posted on 4/2/15 at 3:00 am
If he had just rejected Bama on day one, most of us wouldn't know who he was. It's basketball, and right now we're focused on keeping the remaining football players out of jail.
But by letting this become a drama, all of us in Gump nation started looking up his info and obsessing over him like he was a 4 star recruit on signing day. We actually used the Flight Tracker on him. He got the full fledged Gump treatment.
Now he has rejected Gumps everywhere talking about this guy from Kansas who "played" us. A month ago we couldn't tell you the score of our last game, and now our honor has been insulted by some guy in Kansas who coaches some sport other than football at some school we played once in baseball.
Think of the TREES, Greg. Kansas can't afford to lose any trees. You broke our hearts, and now you've put the lives of the TREES in harm's way just to get a pay raise. Stupid is as stupid does, Greg.
But by letting this become a drama, all of us in Gump nation started looking up his info and obsessing over him like he was a 4 star recruit on signing day. We actually used the Flight Tracker on him. He got the full fledged Gump treatment.
Now he has rejected Gumps everywhere talking about this guy from Kansas who "played" us. A month ago we couldn't tell you the score of our last game, and now our honor has been insulted by some guy in Kansas who coaches some sport other than football at some school we played once in baseball.
Think of the TREES, Greg. Kansas can't afford to lose any trees. You broke our hearts, and now you've put the lives of the TREES in harm's way just to get a pay raise. Stupid is as stupid does, Greg.
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Posted on 4/2/15 at 3:11 am to Crimson Legend
ex wife farm in hoisinton they got alotta good deer
Posted on 4/2/15 at 3:26 am to Crimson Legend
You posted this, man
Posted on 4/2/15 at 6:06 am to Crimson Legend
Excellent and truthful summary in the first 3 paragraphs. Have an upvote!
Posted on 4/2/15 at 6:31 am to Crimson Legend
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right now we're focused on keeping the remaining football players out of jail.
just increase the prostitute budget, everything else will take care of itself...
Posted on 4/2/15 at 7:47 am to Crimson Legend
I found this hilarious! 
Posted on 4/2/15 at 7:54 am to Crimson Legend
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all of us in Gump nation started looking up his info and obsessing over him like he was a 4 star recruit on signing day. We actually used the Flight Tracker on him. He got the full fledged Gump treatment.
Posted on 4/2/15 at 7:58 am to Crimson Legend
I enjoyed reading that for whatever reason
Posted on 4/2/15 at 8:01 am to Crimson Legend
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Think of the TREES, Greg. Kansas can't afford to lose any trees
Line of the year. Awesome post.
Posted on 4/2/15 at 8:06 am to Crimson Legend
Does Greyhound offer any rides from Walker County, AL to Wichita, KS?
Posted on 4/2/15 at 8:08 am to genro
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I enjoyed reading that for whatever reason
Life is SO much better when we can laugh at ourselves.
ROLL TIDE.
Posted on 4/2/15 at 8:21 am to Crimson Legend
We already picked out his house for him in the same neighborhood as Saban, Paul Jr, and Bill Battle. And then he doesn't even take a visit to see what we picked out for him. 
Posted on 4/2/15 at 8:33 am to GIbson05
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We already picked out his house for him in the same neighborhood as Saban, Paul Jr, and Bill Battle. And then he doesn't even take a visit to see what we picked out for him.
The Bama Basketball head coaching position is now the equivalent of a used sister fricked condom....
Posted on 4/2/15 at 9:02 am to Crimson Legend
They ain't got no trees in Kansas, Greg Marshall is a man with nothing to lose, that makes him dangerous
Posted on 4/2/15 at 9:04 am to Crimson Legend
It's all about the Benjamin's.
Posted on 4/2/15 at 9:07 am to Crimson Legend
quote:Indeed!
Life is SO much better when we can laugh at ourselves. ROLL TIDE.
Posted on 4/2/15 at 9:18 am to Crimson Legend
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This post was edited on 4/2/15 at 9:30 am
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