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re: Hope Bill Battle is Around to Hire Bama's Next Football Coach

Posted on 4/1/15 at 4:24 pm to
Posted by outlawjoseywales
Memphis, TN
Member since Sep 2012
1835 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 4:24 pm to
quote:

He would have to run a bus full of nuns off the road while drunk, holding a joint, with a porn star in the car who was snorting cocaine


That is what I was thinking. Not nuns but handicapped children
Posted by crimsonsaint
Member since Nov 2009
37242 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 4:25 pm to
All Bama all the time.


NtY douchebag.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 4:26 pm to
quote:


I remember someone linking a Forbes article stating that Alabama was valued as the 14th most valuable basketball program, that's it.


To be fair, that is like 300% more evidence than most Rant arguments are based on.

I have no dog in the fight, our basketball program sucks. Yall make a bad hire and its not like we will be the ones using your grave as a stepping stone. We are a stepping stone too.

Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 4:28 pm to
quote:

yeah, a few Gumps floated the Forbes article saying we were 14th most valuable, but that's obviously not where we are as a program.


I think most people agree with that.

quote:

Even if Marshall says no, I'm sure other coaches have to be taking notice that we're ready to give out a ton of cash, and give them the keys to the program.


If not this cycle, by the next one sure. Heck that is basically my argument of why I am fine paying Kevin fricking Sumlin five million a year to not win the SEC.
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 4:28 pm to
quote:

That's best case scenario assuming they go get Dabo.


Dear God, please let that happen. He should be FSU's next coach since he acts as if he graduated, with honors, from their clown college.
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
30162 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 4:30 pm to
quote:

Am I the only one that assumes that Auburn fans spend 80% of thier communication with visiting fans talking about Alabama

There is evidence on this board that it's more than 80%.

If you EVER want to know the latest news on the Bama program then rest assured an Aub will have the scoop.
Posted by coachcrisp
pensacola, fl
Member since Jun 2012
30583 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 4:37 pm to
quote:

He let Bruce Pearl's success force him into making a decision about Grant What are you talking about? Pearl went 15-20 and had the longest home losing streak in au basketball history??????
Man!..you just went and ruined a damn good story!
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 5:56 pm to
Rex on the PB is probably relieved to know you have taken his place as the biggest idiot in these domains.

Congrats
Posted by SABANrulz1
Glencoe, AL.
Member since Jul 2014
329 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 5:57 pm to
To all AU fans Bruce pearl had nothing to do with UA firing Grant and going after Marshall, Did UA beat AU 2 times this year, I rest my case.
Posted by lefty08
Not in Auburn or Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
5563 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 5:58 pm to
Yep, and that girl made up her story



Those are facts Jack
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 6:11 pm to
You lack reading skills like the rest of your crowd.
Posted by undecided
Member since May 2012
15492 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 6:29 pm to
quote:

To all AU fans Bruce pearl had nothing to do with UA firing Grant and going after Marshall, Did UA beat AU 2 times this year, I rest my case.

If Auburn doesn't have their SEC tourney run and UAB doesn't make the NCAA tourney, Anthony Grant is still the coach at Bama. Any Gump who says otherwise is delusional
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 6:32 pm to
How do you know I lack reading skills? I could lack understanding skills.
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 6:34 pm to
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 6:47 pm to
Posted by undecided
Member since May 2012
15492 posts
Posted on 4/2/15 at 7:03 am to
Lol Bama
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 4/2/15 at 7:13 am to
Only a matter of time before a network lures Saban away with a cushy analyst job.

No stress, no goofy Bammers, just a fat paycheck.

Battle will hire them the next Tyrone Willingham.
Posted by taylormade
Tumbleton
Member since Jan 2011
9802 posts
Posted on 4/2/15 at 7:46 am to
shes cute......
Posted by boot
Member since Oct 2014
2872 posts
Posted on 4/2/15 at 7:50 am to
Bama's gonna have to settle for a Rick Ray type hire.
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 4/2/15 at 8:48 am to
upvoted for brilliance.
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