Apparently spank and deeprig cross pollenated each others women

Being the inquisitive count i am, i decided to gormandize tybee gazette articles right around 3/4 of a year back. we are being fleeced and flocked on these back channel bullshite details. this is a vaginal assault on the traditional southern family and i expect james dobson to be involved shortly. but here is what i know so far

Evidently these two urine monkeys had planned this trip to the moist shores of lower chatham as a breeding retreat. they had been arguing on myspace for months about fertility issues. Rig had done exhaustive research on multi donor genetic code swapping. spank thought babies grew from an emulsion of cum and yeast

So rig, being the co editor of some obscure david furnish fanzine, got the number for a croatian testicle coach and ordered some new age fetility kit that included bunson burners and roach saliva among other things. spanky brought nachos and cognac. the intent was to spawn two friendship babies that shared the desirable qualitites of each. it was a constipated piece of bad science

The details get cloudy from here. supposedly spanky went into levitra rage randomly throughout the weekend and fricked everyone in the condo 7 or 8 times. when he wasnt getting mounted by spank, rigs was curled up on the futon milking his prostate into a shot glass. at some point i guess they applied the grecian formula and basted some ovaries. needless to say they never go their deposit back on the condo

Now, details have been slow to leak over the past week, but this is what we know. rigs wife produced an 11 lb 2 oz 14in long male parcel of joy. it has apparently already chewed one of her nipples off and sleeps 17 hours day. spanks progeny is of the fairest persuasion. she has been babbling equations and prefers some formula made of beagle juice and soy. they both have an adequate number of extremities which proves the whole thing a success

Im not one to judge, but lets say neither family should vacation in indiana