WARNING: This Is a College Kid

From kegsneggs on Twitter

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Carl Lawson’s offseason diet of scrap metal and human souls is working

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Good heavens. Yes, let's talk about this.

Despite erroneous "media reports" to the contrary, this is a photo of Auburn defensive lineman Carl Lawson and not a secret government military weapon in testing mode.

Lawson, a breakout freshman in 2013, missed the entire '14 season because of a torn ACL. He's been cleared by doctors to participate in spring practice, according to Joel Erickson of al.com, and is probably rampaging somewhere on the practice field or in the weight room at this very moment.

As B/R colleague Adam Kramer notes in his tweet, Lawson has been on a strict diet to aid in his recovery process. Source, which may or may not be but definitely are fake, say the redshirt sophomore has been consuming nails and screws, old car parts and Publix chicken tender subs, among other things.

All of this is terrible news if you're an SEC quarterback. Godspeed to you all.

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https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2406572-br-5th-down-bo-pelinis-strong-selfie-game-hugh-freezes-talladega-nights