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re: Some of you that have applied for admission to Grindrant
Posted on 3/18/15 at 9:26 am to Tornado Alley
Posted on 3/18/15 at 9:26 am to Tornado Alley
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God almighty, you're a legend, sorant
Posted on 6/10/15 at 11:20 pm to Cdawg
OMG <3
This post was edited on 6/10/15 at 11:21 pm
Posted on 6/11/15 at 6:11 pm to hg
hg, you've been accepted since Feb.
Posted on 6/11/15 at 9:08 pm to Cdawg
Why am I still on a short leash? I posted one obviously drunk thread and mentioned nothing about any school, athletics program, etc. and now I'm in trouble?
What?
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I'm drunk again and saw the date of this thread.
What?
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I'm drunk again and saw the date of this thread.
This post was edited on 6/11/15 at 9:10 pm
Posted on 6/12/15 at 8:48 am to DynastyDawg
But . . . my girlfriend told me I was smart . . .
Posted on 6/12/15 at 8:49 am to Tornado Alley
LIES
you don't got no girlfriend
you don't got no girlfriend
Posted on 6/12/15 at 8:57 am to Eric Nies Grind Time
"I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that." - Mitch Hedberg (RIP)
This post was edited on 6/12/15 at 8:57 am
Posted on 6/12/15 at 9:03 am to Tornado Alley
Staying single is the way to go.
Posted on 6/16/15 at 6:04 pm to Eric Nies Grind Time
For the most part, this is true. This girl is a keeper doe so it's good.
Posted on 6/23/15 at 9:30 pm to Tornado Alley
Don't listen to him.. Being married is AWESOME. Basically the same thing as being single. You get to jerk off and eat frozen pizza six days a week.
This post was edited on 6/23/15 at 9:33 pm
Posted on 6/24/15 at 9:40 am to Hardy_Har
One of my married friends explained it pretty well.
"Blow jobs are marketing. Once they get the sale, they no longer need to do any marketing."
I'll take his word for it.
"Blow jobs are marketing. Once they get the sale, they no longer need to do any marketing."
I'll take his word for it.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 10:07 am to Allyn McKeen
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I'll take his word for it.
It definately slows down.. I have to tell my wife a true or made up story about other women hitting on me to get that going. Whatever works
Posted on 6/24/15 at 10:07 am to Allyn McKeen
That's why marriages should be short term contracts with optional renewal.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 10:18 am to Eric Nies Grind Time
It's cheaper to rent, than buy...
Posted on 6/24/15 at 11:21 am to Eric Nies Grind Time
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That's why marriages should be short term contracts with optional renewal.
My only experience was with the gal that ran the day-to-day operations of my modeling biz. When the contract renewal for the office/apt in Santa Monica was coming up, she started getting real frisky. When the new lease was signed, she went back to regular boss/employee interactions. I felt used.
Posted on 7/7/15 at 7:07 am to Cdawg
thanks for letting me on board.
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