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Kelly Hall's Bachelorette Party in Vegas this weekend...prolly NSFW....
Posted on 3/16/15 at 5:56 pm
Posted on 3/16/15 at 5:56 pm
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Posted on 3/16/15 at 5:57 pm to dallasga6
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Posted on 3/16/15 at 6:05 pm to PNW
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I'm greedy
I'm greedy
Posted on 3/16/15 at 7:09 pm to dallasga6
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Posted on 3/16/15 at 7:11 pm to dallasga6
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Posted on 3/16/15 at 7:50 pm to deeprig9
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This. I don't what you other guys are looking at.
Posted on 3/16/15 at 8:09 pm to dallasga6
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Posted on 3/16/15 at 9:11 pm to dallasga6
Any of you that said one first have fricking age related macular degeneration or something. She has an arse like my buddy chuck. she's making that bikini bottom look like hanes government briefs
Five with the hydrogen wedgie is next worst. The only meal she ever missed is breakfast this morning and her colon is trying to devour that bottom now. she looks like she'll be the worlds shittiest stepmom in six years. her farts smell like slavery
Next down is three. squarepants. looking like she wipes with brawny paper towels. Shes the reason the photo is cropped. so you dont see her rugby cankles. she's on 3 bowling leagues and pitches a 104 mph softball
And then there was two. Rhonda. who's seen more purple meat since grade school than the nurse at the health dept. Decent body still, but looks like ray romano in the face and laughs like ray liotta
Which brings us to four. Petite. excellent hind quarter. if you stare through that gap long enough you see the horrified expression on the dude in front of her as he stares at her 17" c section scar. it looks like she had a colostomy bucket at one point. but at 28 with 3 kids and a set of disgruntled banana titties, she's still got it
Man get these gravel ponies the frick outta here. Gimme something I can use
Five with the hydrogen wedgie is next worst. The only meal she ever missed is breakfast this morning and her colon is trying to devour that bottom now. she looks like she'll be the worlds shittiest stepmom in six years. her farts smell like slavery
Next down is three. squarepants. looking like she wipes with brawny paper towels. Shes the reason the photo is cropped. so you dont see her rugby cankles. she's on 3 bowling leagues and pitches a 104 mph softball
And then there was two. Rhonda. who's seen more purple meat since grade school than the nurse at the health dept. Decent body still, but looks like ray romano in the face and laughs like ray liotta
Which brings us to four. Petite. excellent hind quarter. if you stare through that gap long enough you see the horrified expression on the dude in front of her as he stares at her 17" c section scar. it looks like she had a colostomy bucket at one point. but at 28 with 3 kids and a set of disgruntled banana titties, she's still got it
Man get these gravel ponies the frick outta here. Gimme something I can use
Posted on 3/16/15 at 9:27 pm to Chef Leppard
This coming from the guy that wanted one of us to secretly out that we wanted to frick Whoopi Goldberg or Rosanne Barr...
Edit: although I did get hooked up with a chick who could throw a 100 mph fastball once...she had thighs that would bring a tear to to your eye....in the worst possible way...
Edit: although I did get hooked up with a chick who could throw a 100 mph fastball once...she had thighs that would bring a tear to to your eye....in the worst possible way...
This post was edited on 3/16/15 at 9:31 pm
Posted on 3/17/15 at 1:57 am to dallasga6
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First one sags too much.
Second one is nice but, slight cottage cheese under-butt.
Third is amazingly tight, you could bounce a quarter off it.
Fourth is just right, like it would fit perfectly in both hand.
Fifth has even more cottage cheese under-butt.
First one sags too much.
Second one is nice but, slight cottage cheese under-butt.
Third is amazingly tight, you could bounce a quarter off it.
Fourth is just right, like it would fit perfectly in both hand.
Fifth has even more cottage cheese under-butt.
Posted on 3/17/15 at 5:11 am to BeefDawg
Rookies
no need for ranking order..
All,ALL,ALL,ALL,ALL
any who say they wouldn't is a liar or...... I think you should go watch your DVR Glee..
no need for ranking order..
All,ALL,ALL,ALL,ALL
any who say they wouldn't is a liar or...... I think you should go watch your DVR Glee..
Posted on 3/17/15 at 10:30 am to bdv1974
2,4,5,3,1
oh who am I kidding
1-5 and in no order.
oh who am I kidding
1-5 and in no order.
Posted on 3/17/15 at 11:39 am to TallyDawg
I wonder what the over/under is on the number of "woooooo" heard during this little excursion. As someone in the tourist trade, theres nothing more annoying than young, hot chicks out-of-town for a bachelorette party.
Now get off my lawn...
Now get off my lawn...
This post was edited on 3/17/15 at 12:08 pm
Posted on 3/17/15 at 12:02 pm to dallasga6
I would lick each and everyone's arse hole after a taco bell shite. Then was it down with their douche water.
Posted on 3/17/15 at 1:28 pm to dallasga6
She's fine. 
Posted on 3/17/15 at 2:01 pm to dallasga6
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Posted on 3/17/15 at 7:42 pm to Chef Leppard
That's some quality haterade, right there.
Posted on 3/18/15 at 8:23 pm to FaCubeItches
3 only for me. 4 is close but she has those little pincher muscles that ruins the nice rounded look
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