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Posted on 2/26/15 at 6:17 pm
Posted on 2/26/15 at 6:17 pm
How have you praised Magma today?
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Posted on 2/26/15 at 6:18 pm to Rebelgator
By not finding him and kicking his arse 
Posted on 2/26/15 at 6:19 pm to Agforlife
May the Magma open your narrow mind.
Posted on 2/26/15 at 6:23 pm to Rebelgator
My mind is wide open it's an unfortunate side effect of me changing my ways I just refuse to worship liquid rock
I just refuse to worship liquid rock 
Posted on 2/26/15 at 6:26 pm to Rebelgator
I made a blood sacrifice to Magma this morning.
Posted on 2/26/15 at 6:27 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Magma is pleased that you aren't pregnant.
Posted on 2/26/15 at 6:57 pm to Rebelgator
I pray to know why is pyroclastic flow so much more powerful than magma?
Posted on 2/26/15 at 7:07 pm to Rebelgator
Wat?
Posted on 2/26/15 at 7:35 pm to Old Sarge
Our MAGMA,
Who art in Ground Zero
Hallowed be thy name
Thy MAGMA come
Thy will be done
In Manhattan as it is in St. Helens
Give MAGMA this day
Her daily thread
And forgive Sleepy's doubters
As he forgives those who trespass against Magma.
And lead the unfaithful
into damnation
and deliver them
to evil.
For MAGMA is the knowledge, the power, and the rustle forever.
Amen.
-Mizzoukills, aka Russell al-Jimeez Shabaab. The Source, 2015
Who art in Ground Zero
Hallowed be thy name
Thy MAGMA come
Thy will be done
In Manhattan as it is in St. Helens
Give MAGMA this day
Her daily thread
And forgive Sleepy's doubters
As he forgives those who trespass against Magma.
And lead the unfaithful
into damnation
and deliver them
to evil.
For MAGMA is the knowledge, the power, and the rustle forever.
Amen.
-Mizzoukills, aka Russell al-Jimeez Shabaab. The Source, 2015
This post was edited on 2/26/15 at 7:52 pm
Posted on 2/26/15 at 7:42 pm to sleepy gnostic
In MAGMA's name I pray...Ramen.
Posted on 2/26/15 at 10:01 pm to mizzoukills
Am I the only one here who has no idea what this magma stuff is about?
Posted on 2/26/15 at 10:06 pm to Rebelgator
Verily I pray as our Holy Text, the Magma Opus, has taught us; I say, salutations and blessings of Magma to the believers, may our house grow ever stronger, peace unto its prophet and may a fiery destruction rain down upon the infidels. Allahumagma.
This post was edited on 2/26/15 at 10:09 pm
Posted on 2/26/15 at 11:22 pm to Rebelgator
I sacrificed one of the jars in the hold of tAggyArk to Magma today.
Posted on 2/26/15 at 11:27 pm to TbirdSpur2010
Surely he who giveth his work unto Magma out of faith shall receive that which he has given back unto him ten fold.
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