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Posted on 2/26/15 at 1:31 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Posted on 2/26/15 at 1:31 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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Have you factored in the retard strength?
This is good thought-inspiring stuff right here..
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Posted on 2/26/15 at 1:52 pm to South Alabama Tide
If I ran into Leatherface, I'd run like a scalded dog. Going toe to toe with a raving lunatic swinging a chainsaw doesn't seem like a good idea.
If I came across the inbreds from Wrong Turn, I'd yell Go Vols and start singing Rocky Top.
The thing from Jeepers Creepers picks its victims by smelling their fear. He wouldn't be able to get a good reading on me due to the fecal matter that had been strategically placed in my pants.
If I came across the inbreds from Wrong Turn, I'd yell Go Vols and start singing Rocky Top.
The thing from Jeepers Creepers picks its victims by smelling their fear. He wouldn't be able to get a good reading on me due to the fecal matter that had been strategically placed in my pants.
Posted on 2/26/15 at 2:29 pm to DaBama
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If I came across the inbreds from Wrong Turn, I'd yell Go Vols and start singing Rocky Top.
That wouldn't help you in West Virginia
Posted on 2/26/15 at 2:31 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Then country roads take me home... Problem solved... And to the guy who said he would run into a car/store those people are definitely in his psycho family and will lure you to their house so you can "phone for help"
Posted on 2/27/15 at 12:22 am to DocHoliday11
The nest strategy for the Texas Chainsaw situation is definietly going to be either getting a weapon of some sort and try and disarm or kill him. Or take off running to the nearest vehicle and hope there are keys somehwere. If you choose neither of these... better hope you have some running endurance.
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