Empire vs Rebels, who do you support?

The one the Jedi Knights fought for.

The rebels were pro government, just a shitty liberal government full of women and aliens and don't get me started on the Jedi or as my grandfather called them "space hippies".

Sorry you hate the Emperor's new order of law, justice and the propagation of human culture...dirty commie. If anything the rebels are terrorists, tell me the destruction of the first Death Star wasn't a terrorist attack with a straight face, you can't.

Empire. Seems they're in much better shape to run the government in an organized fashion. They're probably much better for some average joe citizen on bumfrick planets like Tatooine

Empire frick everyone

Duel and triple bladed lightsabers

Confuses triple blade with hand guard. Amateur.

I'll bet you won't be singing this tune when a wookiee steals your job and you get sold into sex slavery by a Hutt crime lord because that's life under the Republic. I tried to warn you.

And you won't be singing any tune when the empire decides to unleash the planet destroyer on your backwards arse planet because some whore can't keep her legs closed and has 2 twins that want to have incest.