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Explain to me why gay people want to get married anyway

Posted on 2/10/15 at 4:29 pm
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 2/10/15 at 4:29 pm
I've been married, and I wouldn't recommend it. Why are gays so eager to be miserable?
Posted by WPBTiger
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Posted on 2/10/15 at 4:31 pm to
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Why are gays so eager to be miserable


Misery likes company.
Posted by OleRockyTop
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Posted on 2/10/15 at 4:32 pm to
Why does anyone want to get married for that fact?
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
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Posted on 2/10/15 at 4:32 pm to
I thought it was about the benefits.
Posted by BamaChemE
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Posted on 2/10/15 at 4:33 pm to
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Explain to me why gay people want to get married anyway


They're just so tired of all the sex, and want it to stop.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 2/10/15 at 4:35 pm to
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I thought it was about the benefits.




Can get the benefits without being married, it's called domestic partnership.


Also can get the tax benefits by incorporating.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 2/10/15 at 4:35 pm to
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They're just so tired of all the BJ's, and want it to stop.
Posted by arcalades
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Posted on 2/10/15 at 4:37 pm to
Pride
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 2/10/15 at 4:38 pm to
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Pride



Well that's a stupid reason to enter into a legally binding agreement.
Posted by yellowhammer2098
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Posted on 2/10/15 at 4:39 pm to
Because someone told them they can't.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 2/10/15 at 4:40 pm to
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Because someone told them they can't.



I believe we have a winner
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 2/10/15 at 4:43 pm to
Why do straight couples get matching Hawaiian shirts?
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 2/10/15 at 4:44 pm to
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Why do straight couples get matching Hawaiian shirts?




Because they're fricking idiots. Are you saying gay people are fricking idiots?
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 2/10/15 at 4:49 pm to
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Why do straight couples get matching Hawaiian shirts?


Because they're fricking idiots. Are you saying gay people are fricking idiots?


The answer is love. Something you need to let into your heart.
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
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Posted on 2/10/15 at 4:49 pm to
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This post was edited on 2/25/15 at 7:21 am
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 2/10/15 at 4:51 pm to
I've heard gay married couples can get half price arse bedazzlers at party city.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 2/10/15 at 4:51 pm to
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The answer is love. Something you need to let into your heart.




I have love in my heart. I love my family. I love Scotch.
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
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Posted on 2/10/15 at 4:52 pm to
Don't post to me since you reneged on the bet. TIA.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 2/10/15 at 4:53 pm to
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Can they get all benefits? I don't talk to gheys on the reg to ask.




Yep, every single benefit that a straight person gets with a marriage, a gay person can get with some simple legal documents.
Posted by Kentucker
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Posted on 2/10/15 at 4:54 pm to
So it's gay week again? I wish we'd have science week sometime. I really like science.
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