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What do you wear to jury duty?
Posted on 2/9/15 at 7:11 am
Posted on 2/9/15 at 7:11 am
i have to be there in little over an hour. Not asking for advice. I'm just rolling with business casual. I don't really care if I get picked or not though, as it's my first time going and either way it'll be an experience.
Just wondering if some of you crazy motherfrickers would wear anything to try and get out of it or something.
Just wondering if some of you crazy motherfrickers would wear anything to try and get out of it or something.
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Posted on 2/9/15 at 7:12 am to CNB
I wear my "Fry The Bastards" T-shirt.
Posted on 2/9/15 at 7:13 am to CNB
Wont matter. But I typically wear a polo and Khakis.
Posted on 2/9/15 at 7:16 am to CNB
A tee shirt with picks of a pot leaf and a needle and spoon
eta: but I'm a felon and they kick me out before I can get any mileage out of it
eta: but I'm a felon and they kick me out before I can get any mileage out of it
This post was edited on 2/9/15 at 7:18 am
Posted on 2/9/15 at 7:20 am to CNB
If you want to avoid getting picked, wear business casual.
If you want to get picked, wear commercial fisherman casual.
If you want to get picked, wear commercial fisherman casual.
Posted on 2/9/15 at 7:51 am to CNB
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I'm just rolling with business casual.
Perfect choice.
Posted on 2/9/15 at 7:52 am to No Colors
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What do you wear to jury duty?
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No Colors
Sound advice?
Posted on 2/9/15 at 7:53 am to CNB
You can never go wrong with a nice pair of buttless chaps and a mesh shirt.
Posted on 2/9/15 at 7:54 am to CNB
Wear suit and tie to avoid being selected - if that's your goal.
Or orange jumpsuit if you really want to stand out.
Or orange jumpsuit if you really want to stand out.
This post was edited on 2/9/15 at 7:55 am
Posted on 2/9/15 at 8:13 am to CNB
You're welcome
Posted on 2/9/15 at 8:25 am to KSGamecock
Or this one
Posted on 2/9/15 at 8:38 am to Agforlife
I bet either one of those would get you a contempt of court fine and a day in jail if you reported for jury duty wearing it. Judges and DA's do not have a sense of humor
Posted on 2/9/15 at 9:46 am to CNB
Wear a button up with a pocket protector and a nice pair of glasses if you have them. They'll assume you're a nerd of some kind and immediately send you home for being logical.
Posted on 2/9/15 at 10:30 am to CNB
Polo and khakis. And don't try to sit back and hide. It doesn't work.
Posted on 2/9/15 at 11:01 am to BluegrassBelle
After just two and half hours of this I've already decided that I no longer want to do this.
This is incredibly dull.
This is incredibly dull.
Posted on 2/9/15 at 11:02 am to CNB
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After just two and half hours of this I've already decided that I no longer want to do this.
This is incredibly dull.
At least stay for the free lunch. What's the case about?
Posted on 2/9/15 at 11:04 am to DownSouthJukin
They haven't said yet. And I don't have much choice but to stay
Posted on 2/9/15 at 11:23 am to CNB
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Wear a Ku Klux Klan hood and when you get there ask :"Where do the white people sit?"
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Just wondering if some of you crazy motherfrickers would wear anything to try and get out of it or something.
Wear a Ku Klux Klan hood and when you get there ask :"Where do the white people sit?"
Posted on 2/9/15 at 11:23 am to CNB
Posted on 2/9/15 at 11:25 am to CNB
My first jury duty experience. Monday morning I wore a coat and tie, my work clothes. I got selected.
Tues. I wore a shirt and tie, left coat in car. Got selected.
Wed I wore khaki pants and long sleeve shirt. Got selected.
Thur I wore jeans with a long sleeve shirt. got selected
Fri I wore jeans and a sweat shirt. got selected.
Fri was the worst because it was a sex abuse of a child. We convicted the pervert. I went drinking Friday night and that case still bothers me.
Tues. I wore a shirt and tie, left coat in car. Got selected.
Wed I wore khaki pants and long sleeve shirt. Got selected.
Thur I wore jeans with a long sleeve shirt. got selected
Fri I wore jeans and a sweat shirt. got selected.
Fri was the worst because it was a sex abuse of a child. We convicted the pervert. I went drinking Friday night and that case still bothers me.
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