Best Aggie joke?

Why did the aggie cross the road?







His dick was stuck in the chicken.

Because frick LSU! ©

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Because frick LSU! ©

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That's the oldest and truest one





What do you call an Aggie ten years after he graduates?

















Boss or Sir.

An Aggie and a Longhorn jump off a building at the same time, who hits the ground first?
















































The Longhorn, the Aggie had to stop and ask for directions.

Two Aggie boys standing on the corner watching a dog lick it's balls, one Aggie boy says to the other "Damn I sure wish I could do that!" and the other Aggie boy says "Well I reckon you'd better pet him first"

Two Aggies bunk together at school and on a Sunday morning one decides he’s going to attend church. He leaves and is gone several hours. When he comes back he’s got 2 black eyes.

His roommate says to him, “Wow, what happened to you! I thought you were going to church.”

The other Aggie said, “I did go to church”.

His roommate looked confused. “But how did you get those 2 black eyes?”

“Well, it’s simple really. The church I decided to go to didn’t have air conditioning. So when the service got going, it was really hot in there and all of us were sweating up a storm. Then when we got up to sing the first hymn, I noticed the kinda big woman in front of me had her dress stuck up between her butt so I reached over and yanked it out!”

“Ohhhh,” said the Aggie roommate, “that explains one black eye, how’d you get the other one?”

“Well”, the beatup Aggie said, “After she hit me so hard I figured she must have wanted it there so I tucked it back in!”