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Posted on 1/27/15 at 8:44 pm
Posted by hawgfaninc
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Posted on 1/27/15 at 8:44 pm
Found these in my abnormal psychology book for this semester.


A city resident will be a victim of a violent crime…1 in 60

A suburbanite will be a victim of a violent crime…1 in 1,000

A small-town resident will be a victim of a violent crime…1 in 2,000

A child will suffer a high-chair injury this year…1 in 6,000

The IRS will audit you this year…1 in 100

You will be murdered this year…1 in 12,000

You will be a victim of burglary this year…1 in 25

You will be a victim of robbery this year…1 in 83

You will be killed on your next bus ride…1 in 500 million

You will be hit by a baseball at a major-league game…1 in 300,000

You will drown in the tub this year…1 in 685,000

Your house will have a fire this year…1 in 200

Your carton will contain a broken egg…1 in 10

You will develop a tooth cavity…1 in 6

You will contract AIDS from a blood transfusion…1 in 100,000

You will die in a tsunami…1 in 500,000

You will be attacked by a shark…1 in 4 million

You will receive a diagnosis of cancer this year…1 in 8,000

A woman will develop breast cancer during her lifetime…1 in 9

A piano player will eventually develop lower back pain…1 in 3

You will be killed on your next automobile outing…1 in 4 million

Condom use will eventually fail to prevent pregnancy…1 in 10

An IUD will eventually fail to prevent pregnancy…1 in 10

Coitus interruptus will eventually fail to prevent pregnancy…1 in 5

You will die as a result of a collision between an asteroid and the earth…1 in 500,000

You will die as a result of a lightning strike…1 in 84,000

(ADAPTED FROM QUILLIAN & PAGER, 2012; BRITT, 2005)
This post was edited on 1/27/15 at 9:10 pm
Posted by cokebottleag
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Posted on 1/27/15 at 8:50 pm to
So I'm gonna die of cancer.
Posted by hawgfaninc
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Posted on 1/27/15 at 8:57 pm to
or aids

your pick
Posted by Defense wins
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Posted on 1/27/15 at 8:59 pm to
I like my chances.
Posted by Dawg in Beaumont
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Posted on 1/27/15 at 9:02 pm to
quote:

You will develop a tooth cavity…1 in 6


Don't understand that one. Doesn't the majority of society develop a cavity at some point?
Posted by Defense wins
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Posted on 1/27/15 at 9:04 pm to
Tuscaloosa brings that number up.
Posted by PrivatePublic
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Posted on 1/27/15 at 9:09 pm to
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The IRS will audit you this year…1 in 100


I call bullshite. The government stands to benefit from this "stat" being completely overblown, hence it is overblown.
Posted by Defense wins
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Posted on 1/27/15 at 9:10 pm to
I've been audited in 2 of the last 5
Posted by hawgfaninc
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Posted on 1/27/15 at 9:11 pm to
the book the odds came from LINK
Posted by PrivatePublic
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Posted on 1/27/15 at 9:12 pm to
quote:

You will be killed on your next automobile outing…1 in 4 million
You will die as a result of a collision between an asteroid and the earth…1 in 500,000


So while people die everyday in car accidents, and nobody in history has ever died from an asteroid, I am at 8 times higher risk from dying by one than a car crash?
Posted by Cockopotamus
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Posted on 1/27/15 at 9:55 pm to
quote:

You will contract AIDS from a blood transfusion…1 in 100,000



quote:

Condom use will eventually fail to prevent pregnancy…1 in 10



These seem way too likely
Posted by deltaland
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Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:03 pm to
quote:

Tuscaloosa brings that number up.


Naw. You have to actually have teeth to get a cavity
Posted by deltaland
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Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:04 pm to
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Coitus interruptus will eventually fail to prevent pregnancy…1 in 5


I'm one lucky son of a bitch
Posted by DMagic
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Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:24 pm to
Every time I've pulled out its worked. 100% effectiveness
Posted by Legendary0903
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Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:40 pm to
These seem way too high.

quote:

You will be murdered this year…1 in 12,000 


Especially this one
Posted by Old Sarge
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Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:47 pm to
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The IRS will audit you this year…1 in 100
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