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re: Bert Putting the Fat Jokes to Rest

Posted on 1/27/15 at 2:47 pm to
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
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Posted on 1/27/15 at 2:47 pm to
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 1/27/15 at 4:04 pm to
I once dated a cheerleader. We were in the backseat of her car having a discussion about "does size matter", when she told me that when a big fat guy lost weight the first to go was in his wee wee.
If Bert has lost the kind of weight that the pic shows, then he (and Jen) has lost half his dick.
I know for a fact that Jen is taking motorcycle lessons and has been seen riding double on a red Hog.

That is all,
Herman
Posted by StopRobot
Mobile, AL
Member since May 2013
15358 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 4:12 pm to
quote:

He is svelte now


Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
259525 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 4:20 pm to
quote:


Bert and Chavis must be accountability partners. Both have really slimmed down lately.


Stress will do that to you.
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
46264 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 4:25 pm to
quote:

Stress will do that to you.

Right neither feels the need to stress eat anymore.

Chavis has less stress because he left that dumpster fire and Bert has less stress because he doesn't have to worry about ever losing to Les again
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
259525 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 4:27 pm to
quote:

Chavis has less stress because he left that dumpster fire and Bert has less stress because he doesn't have to worry about ever losing to Les again


Please don't forget to take your meds tonight, looks like you may be off of them again.
Posted by tilco
Spanish Fort, AL
Member since Nov 2013
13459 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 4:57 pm to



Nope. Still a fatass
This post was edited on 1/27/15 at 4:59 pm
Posted by jb4
Member since Apr 2013
12631 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 5:10 pm to
Looks like a white MR T.

Posted by Big EZ Tiger
Member since Jul 2010
24233 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 5:21 pm to
He's grabbing a Popeyes chicken leg in his left pocket.
Posted by bopper50
Sugarland Texas
Member since Mar 2009
9098 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 6:04 pm to
He will always be Fat Bert to us !
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
19229 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 6:54 pm to
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Bert is extremely sexy. ... Masculinity is HAWT



Posted by MrAUTigers
Florida
Member since Sep 2013
28260 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 6:56 pm to
Obviously his pic form Jr. HS.....obviously.



Posted by tiggah1981
Winterfell
Member since Aug 2007
17009 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 8:11 pm to
Nice bert



Truth

Posted by redeye
Member since Aug 2013
8596 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:17 pm to
quote:

I once dated a cheerleader. We were in the backseat of her car having a discussion about "does size matter"


Ah... the consolation speech.

Sorry dude.
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
19104 posts
Posted on 1/28/15 at 11:48 am to
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How weird...he took a picture wearing the same suit in front of the same trophy case back in December 2012.


Because he's fat and poor. Big and Tall suits are expensive.
Posted by MC5601
Tyler, Texas
Member since Jan 2010
3884 posts
Posted on 1/28/15 at 11:50 am to
Bert is turning into Rob Riggle
This post was edited on 1/28/15 at 11:52 am
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