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Describe your perfect day
Posted on 1/23/15 at 3:23 pm
Posted on 1/23/15 at 3:23 pm
Wake up around 10
Make coffee and have a cig on the back porch
Load a bowl and watch Law & Order in my pajamas
Tamales and margaritas for lunch
Nap time
Wake up and shower
Dickson Street
Get drunk and load up the juke box with Steve Winwood
Cab ride home
Fall asleep watching Robocop 2
That's mine, what's your perfect day?
Make coffee and have a cig on the back porch
Load a bowl and watch Law & Order in my pajamas
Tamales and margaritas for lunch
Nap time
Wake up and shower
Dickson Street
Get drunk and load up the juke box with Steve Winwood
Cab ride home
Fall asleep watching Robocop 2
That's mine, what's your perfect day?
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Posted on 1/23/15 at 3:31 pm to Stonehog
Wake up around 6
Take the dog out for a walk and play fetch
Run over to La Famila and grab a couple of breakfast tacos
Return home and wake a green eyed redhead
Eat the tacos
Eat the redhead
Spend the rest of the day slaking each others desires whatever they my be
Ribeye and garlic mashed taters with green beans for supper
Fall asleep watching M*A*S*H
Take the dog out for a walk and play fetch
Run over to La Famila and grab a couple of breakfast tacos
Return home and wake a green eyed redhead
Eat the tacos
Eat the redhead
Spend the rest of the day slaking each others desires whatever they my be
Ribeye and garlic mashed taters with green beans for supper
Fall asleep watching M*A*S*H
Posted on 1/23/15 at 3:33 pm to Stonehog
Wake up
Find out Stonehog is banned.
Bang Kate Mara
Dinner at Per Se
Find out Stonehog is banned.
Bang Kate Mara
Dinner at Per Se
Posted on 1/23/15 at 4:01 pm to Rebelgator
I can't believe arrest a minority didn't make the list.
Posted on 1/23/15 at 4:04 pm to Duke
Posted on 1/23/15 at 4:13 pm to Rebelgator
Watch out RG. You might get your own thread on the Arky board if you're not careful.
Posted on 1/23/15 at 4:17 pm to BluegrassBelle
Let's try to stay on topic.
Posted on 1/23/15 at 4:19 pm to Stonehog
We'll do that about the time you honor that self ban punkin.
Posted on 1/23/15 at 4:22 pm to BluegrassBelle
Why so hostile? This is a friendly thread.
No anger now, only dreams.
No anger now, only dreams.
Posted on 1/23/15 at 4:22 pm to Stonehog
quote:
Wake up around 10
Make coffee and have a cig on the back porch
Load a bowl and watch Law & Order in my pajamas
Tamales and margaritas for lunch
Nap time
Wake up and shower
Dickson Street
Get drunk and load up the juke box with Steve Winwood
Cab ride home
Fall asleep watching Robocop 2
sad
Posted on 1/23/15 at 4:24 pm to Stonehog
In my younger days, I once laid with 3 different women and caught an 8 lb bass within a 24 hour timeframe with lots of Alcohol involved. That would be it..
Posted on 1/23/15 at 4:27 pm to Hardy_Har
Hardy_Har you ole poon hound!
That sounds awesome btw.
That sounds awesome btw.
Posted on 1/23/15 at 4:28 pm to Hardy_Har
quote:
In my younger days, I once laid with 3 different women and caught an 8 lb bass within a 24 hour timeframe with lots of Alcohol involved. That would be it..
Pending pics, that would be nearly the perfect day.
ETA: I caught an 8 lbs. bass (and several 3-5 lbs. range) on Sardis one day, then went to work at a bar in Oxford, where my boss was asked by a young lady to let me leave work early to bang her... that was a pretty good day.
This post was edited on 1/23/15 at 4:33 pm
Posted on 1/23/15 at 4:29 pm to Stonehog
It doesn't meet your guideline because I'm including two portions of night partying though. 
Posted on 1/23/15 at 4:33 pm to Stonehog
fly down to New Orleans
Saints win Super Bowl
Saints win Super Bowl
Posted on 1/23/15 at 4:34 pm to Hardy_Har
I'll allow it because you're one of the only people not douching out in this thread.
Posted on 1/23/15 at 4:43 pm to Stonehog
I think it's a good thread idea..
If I had to do a married version:
Wake up at daylight
intercourse
drink some good coffee and work on my old car until about 9 with some good music going.
take a good dump
Hook up the boat
Eat a burrito from Izzo's
Play on the rez till dark and then grill later on the deck with friends and substances. fire pit, radio..
intercourse (maybe)
More boring than the single version, but may sounds better to me right now.
If I had to do a married version:
Wake up at daylight
intercourse
drink some good coffee and work on my old car until about 9 with some good music going.
take a good dump
Hook up the boat
Eat a burrito from Izzo's
Play on the rez till dark and then grill later on the deck with friends and substances. fire pit, radio..
intercourse (maybe)
More boring than the single version, but may sounds better to me right now.
This post was edited on 1/23/15 at 4:46 pm
Posted on 1/23/15 at 4:49 pm to Stonehog
wake up about 8 (Sunday) and have sex
Coffee, eggs, smoke a little bowl-not too much
hop in my buddy's truck to head east for a hike in the smokies
grab some beer on the way home and smoke a bowl
sex at home
watch Kobe's retirement speech
Saints SB
take shots
sex
go out in Nashville to celebrate Kobe's career/Saints SB win
get home for sex
wake up Monday having to be at work at 8-but drank plenty of water, and still pumped about the SB win, so it's all good
Coffee, eggs, smoke a little bowl-not too much
hop in my buddy's truck to head east for a hike in the smokies
grab some beer on the way home and smoke a bowl
sex at home
watch Kobe's retirement speech
Saints SB
take shots
sex
go out in Nashville to celebrate Kobe's career/Saints SB win
get home for sex
wake up Monday having to be at work at 8-but drank plenty of water, and still pumped about the SB win, so it's all good
Posted on 1/23/15 at 4:53 pm to cas4t
cas I think you have a sex addiction.
Posted on 1/23/15 at 4:59 pm to Stonehog
wake up at about 9am
coffee and marlbro while sitting on the porch in exactly 62 degree weather
I go inside and megyn kelly personally reads me the news stories of the day then gives me a BJ afterwards
Client I put in a proposal for 2 months ago in a 15k project decides he's ready to go forward and wires me the entire project amount before we start the project
Go to the race track, horse I've been waiting on to hit the track for 6 months comes back and he's 25 to 1, I put the 15k from the proposal on his nose, I win $390,000 dollars
Go the nearest strip club that night with said 390k and snort lines of blow with every stripper in there. notice the bitch that cheated on me with my roomate 5 years ago is there stripping, looking ran down/through, is giving handjobs for 20 dollar tips, looks at me and at that very moment realizes how big of a mistake her fricking my roommate was
While I was at the strip club I saw Idris Elba in the club and I told him how much I liked him in the wire, he told me man we got like, 2 fricking seasons of new episodes that we never showed anyone I got the in the trunk of my car do you want to see them? I say, does a whore like dick? Who doesn't want to see previously never viewed episodes of the wire
The whole strip club crew including Elba roll by my house to finish drinking, smoking weed and watching season 6
Check the rant before I go to bed, see that Auburn fired Gus for sleeping with 3 prostitutes
go to bed
coffee and marlbro while sitting on the porch in exactly 62 degree weather
I go inside and megyn kelly personally reads me the news stories of the day then gives me a BJ afterwards
Client I put in a proposal for 2 months ago in a 15k project decides he's ready to go forward and wires me the entire project amount before we start the project
Go to the race track, horse I've been waiting on to hit the track for 6 months comes back and he's 25 to 1, I put the 15k from the proposal on his nose, I win $390,000 dollars
Go the nearest strip club that night with said 390k and snort lines of blow with every stripper in there. notice the bitch that cheated on me with my roomate 5 years ago is there stripping, looking ran down/through, is giving handjobs for 20 dollar tips, looks at me and at that very moment realizes how big of a mistake her fricking my roommate was
While I was at the strip club I saw Idris Elba in the club and I told him how much I liked him in the wire, he told me man we got like, 2 fricking seasons of new episodes that we never showed anyone I got the in the trunk of my car do you want to see them? I say, does a whore like dick? Who doesn't want to see previously never viewed episodes of the wire
The whole strip club crew including Elba roll by my house to finish drinking, smoking weed and watching season 6
Check the rant before I go to bed, see that Auburn fired Gus for sleeping with 3 prostitutes
go to bed
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