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Alabama sidewalk fans rejoice!

Posted on 1/21/15 at 9:08 pm
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37680 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 9:08 pm
There is now a program that will allow you to receive a fake degree that will pass off as a real one so you don't get made fun of on the rant anymore.

LINK


I heard about this brilliant marketing ploy via radio advertisement a few minutes ago. It starts off as a narrative of this dude who is a huge Alabama fan, has all the memorabilia, t shirts, and watches all the games, but the only thing he lacks is a degree. Now he has the opportunity to earn one.

If someone has a link to the radio add that would be great. It was hilarious, and I'm sure will be extremely successful.
Posted by auburnu008
I am the bagman
Member since Feb 2010
18524 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 9:09 pm to
But if it is online will they be able to access the internet from their trailer?
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55438 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 9:09 pm to
BRB, re-enrolling.
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75242 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 9:09 pm to
quote:

Bama by distance
Just how I like it
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 9:10 pm to
You did
Posted by Monticello
Member since Jul 2010
16197 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 9:11 pm to
So Alabama offers online classes? Brilliant! I wonder if any other universities use this new internets thing?
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55438 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 9:11 pm to
quote:

But if it is online will they be able to access the internet from their trailer?



lulz only the other fanbases have significant demographic problems with poverty!
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105377 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 9:12 pm to
quote:

Alabama sidewalk fans rejoice!


That refers to 90% of the ones that post here.
Posted by WhitewaterDawg
Tennessee
Member since Aug 2011
7233 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 9:13 pm to
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26498 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 9:13 pm to
A) Well done. 7.50/10.00
B) You know better than to drop decent thread at 9:13 PM on a Wednesday night.
C) Will bump in the morning.
D) Will likely post "23-17" at least 10 times in this thread tomorrow.
Posted by FourThreeForty
Member since May 2013
17290 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 9:14 pm to
quote:

made fun of on the rant




If you give a frick about that then you're a sorry little man.



'ppreciate your interest.
Posted by chattabama
12essee
Member since Jun 2012
19315 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 9:14 pm to
quote:

But if it is online will they be able to access the internet from their trailer?



Library brah. That's where I go for internet when I can't afford my Comcast bill because I gave one too many hundred dollar handshakes. Roll Tide.
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37680 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 9:14 pm to
quote:

So Alabama offers online classes? Brilliant! I wonder if any other universities use this new internets thing?

The point was that I've never seen an advertisement for online classes that used being a huge football fan as their marketing strategy. If I'm wrong please show me examples and I will concede
Posted by Gary Busey
Member since Dec 2014
33277 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 9:14 pm to
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55438 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 9:15 pm to
quote:

The point was that I've never seen an advertisement for online classes that used being a huge football fan as their marketing strategy. If I'm wrong please show me examples and I will concede



Sorry you hate effective capitalism, bruh.
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37680 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 9:16 pm to
I already said I thought the campaign would be very successful
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 9:16 pm to
Well we have a much larger national brand than what you are used to. Our marketing tactics are likely to differ. FYI, I've been hearing this for months. I'm not Germansing you, just very surprised if it hasn't been posted. The Rant is slipping
Posted by auburnu008
I am the bagman
Member since Feb 2010
18524 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 9:17 pm to
Not in a trailer brah
This post was edited on 1/21/15 at 9:17 pm
Posted by Crimson Legend
Mount St Gumpus
Member since Nov 2004
15478 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 9:17 pm to
quote:

Alabama sidewalk fans rejoice!


What a letdown. I thought you were going to tell us we could rejoice because beating us for the first time in a decade offset the fact that you lost 4 of the last 6 games and saved your season.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55438 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 9:17 pm to
quote:

I already said I thought the campaign would be very successful



So...you're making fun of people being given the opportunity to finish an education?

SMH


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