What "special moments in life" did you completely frick up?

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I fricked up my only offer at a 3some. The other girl was a little thick so I told my gf to find another friend

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Had this exact thing happen to me. I was dating a girl who was bi...she wanted to bring her friend in. Her friend was butch as frick and I was like frick that.

Mine would be my first time getting drunk. Was the night before freshmen year of high school and me and 3 buds of mine got drunk off natty in the woods. We decided it'd be cool to make the half mile walk to where the girls from our grade were staying. On the way there a cop picks us up for public drunkeness and our parents had to pick us up.

I was so nervous proposing to my wife, I forgot to get down on one knee.

I distinctly remember, moments before I was to wed,climbing the stairs to the balcony to get a glimpse of how my bridesmaids and his groomsmen looked like. Of course I snuck a peak of the man I'd been with since being 15 yrs old. However, I had also been informed that a particular fella, who had also been capt of our state championship football team, was parked across the street in his truck just in case I changed my mind. I remember taking one more look at the groom to be and with the sickest feeling in the pit of my stomach, I walked back downstairs and my dad looked at me and said, "There's still time to change your mind." But I felt guilty about all the $$ my family had invested in the wedding, $$ that may have well been blown in the wind had I tucked tail and ran away. My future mother in law wore a black dress to see her son marry me. She was a petty bitch and his dad was an infamous serial whore-hopper.

i shouldn't have married him. I should have married the other guy that waited in his truck in a parking lot across from the church....waiting and hoping I'd figure it out before it was too late.

Biggest mistake of my life and if I let them, the "what ifs" would drive me insane.

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I don't understand body language so I've fricked up more "special moments in life" than I can count.

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This oh so fricking much this

I wonder what percentage of regular posters here versus the general population fall within the autism spectrum

I'd bet a higher number are here.

My 1st lay, 1st marriage, 1st job (paper route), first real GF

Man I fricked a lot of firsts up

My first real kiss though....nailed it like a pro she walked away weak kneed

I dropped the ring to give away the fact that I was getting ready to propose to my future wife