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Posted on 1/11/15 at 10:11 am
Posted on 1/11/15 at 10:11 am
So, the Rambo turns the senior citizen age of 24 this upcoming Friday and for my birthday you all could just donate some moneyto me for the cause im about to go into detail about.
So many of you know, Arkansas needs to cease to exist. Their football team went through the most embarrassing losing streak in perhaps Sec football history(maybe not but it makes my case look better) to proceed to win an astounding two games and they act as if they won the SEC!! Their basketball team hasn't won shite in forever and they are ranked like 22nd (who the frickcares) and they act as if they are back to meaning something!!!
So what im proposing is for my birthday you just donate a small amount of money to me so I can construct a nuke or a bomb of some sort to take out Fayetteville. We need to do this for the sake of SECr. We can't experience what it'd be like for an Arkansas program to have even a glimpse of success.
Im counting on you. Good day.
So many of you know, Arkansas needs to cease to exist. Their football team went through the most embarrassing losing streak in perhaps Sec football history(maybe not but it makes my case look better) to proceed to win an astounding two games and they act as if they won the SEC!! Their basketball team hasn't won shite in forever and they are ranked like 22nd (who the frickcares) and they act as if they are back to meaning something!!!
So what im proposing is for my birthday you just donate a small amount of money to me so I can construct a nuke or a bomb of some sort to take out Fayetteville. We need to do this for the sake of SECr. We can't experience what it'd be like for an Arkansas program to have even a glimpse of success.
Im counting on you. Good day.
This post was edited on 1/11/15 at 10:13 am
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Posted on 1/11/15 at 10:13 am to RamboMizzou
From everyone here: We don't give a frick about your escape from vag day.
Posted on 1/11/15 at 10:13 am to RamboMizzou
They are already insufferable.
Posted on 1/11/15 at 10:16 am to 870Hog
You're so fricked when I drop a bomb on you.
Ill call that shite John L Smith.
Ill call that shite John L Smith.
Posted on 1/11/15 at 10:48 am to RamboMizzou
In.
And in for Melanie Collins. Just mentioning her name in a post makes it better than anything any Arkansas poster has ever posted.
Inb4 30-0
And in for Melanie Collins. Just mentioning her name in a post makes it better than anything any Arkansas poster has ever posted.
Inb4 30-0
This post was edited on 1/11/15 at 11:04 am
Posted on 1/11/15 at 10:50 am to RamboMizzou
You know people are sensitive to this type of thing- I hope the FBI doesn't track you down. 
(And I'm not talking me being sensitive- it's funny honey but I'm just saying...)
(And I'm not talking me being sensitive- it's funny honey but I'm just saying...)
Posted on 1/11/15 at 10:53 am to RamboMizzou
Posted on 1/11/15 at 10:53 am to RamboMizzou
Why are so many Mizzou posters so cranky about your betters to the South? Are you just trying to gin up something in the absence of Kansas, or is this just the meth talking? Thanks in advance.
Posted on 1/11/15 at 11:08 am to kilo
Posted on 1/11/15 at 11:10 am to RamboMizzou
No.
Posted on 1/11/15 at 11:40 am to BuddyLAM
Heck I live in Fayetteville and I will happily contribute to your cause. I have faith in the legendary Mizzou bad luck to quite literally blow up in your face.
Posted on 1/11/15 at 11:54 am to RamboMizzou
wow you have quite the chapped arse
Posted on 1/11/15 at 12:20 pm to Arksulli
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I have faith in the legendary Mizzou bad luck to quite literally blow up in your face.
Well, you do have a point there.
Posted on 1/11/15 at 3:58 pm to Porker Face
No no no. Im just for the overall betterment of the human life.
Posted on 1/11/15 at 6:13 pm to RamboMizzou
My donation......
BUMP!
BUMP!
Posted on 1/11/15 at 6:33 pm to RamboMizzou
Too bad we will continue to exist, running a train on Missouri athletics for the forseeable future will only make us more hognoxious
Posted on 1/11/15 at 6:47 pm to RamboMizzou
You won the Golden Meth Bowl, so why are you so angry?
Posted on 1/11/15 at 6:53 pm to Porker Face
Kinda like you said you'd win this last time we met?
All talk, no results. Proving my point. Imagine if your teams actually back up the shite you all spew.
Nuke these frickers. Donate today.
All talk, no results. Proving my point. Imagine if your teams actually back up the shite you all spew.
Nuke these frickers. Donate today.
Posted on 1/29/15 at 3:40 pm to RamboMizzou
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Posted on 1/29/15 at 3:50 pm to RamboMizzou
quote:
So what im proposing is for my birthday you just donate a small amount of money to me so I can construct a nuke or a bomb of some sort to take out Fayetteville. We need to do this for the sake of SECr. We can't experience what it'd be like for an Arkansas program to have even a glimpse of success.
I think Urban Dictionary needs a picture of you next to the word "butthurt".
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