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Ladies of the OTB, would you ever consider donating your eggs?

Posted on 1/8/15 at 12:11 pm
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 12:11 pm
Personally I think it's noble, but that's irrelevant because they are HER eggs therefore it's a WOMAN's choice. It's not our place to judge.

Men, if you have a problem with it, maybe you should do the grocery shopping for once.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 12:12 pm to
I don't eat eggs.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 12:16 pm to
That's a good policy. Take a week off from cunnilingus each month
Posted by Prettyboy Floyd
Pensacola, Florida
Member since Dec 2013
15649 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 12:17 pm to
OT question for the ladies


How do you like your eggs?


Fried or Fertilized


Watch the video for clarification if you don't understand the question

LINK
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 12:18 pm to
quote:

Take a week off from cunnilingus each month


As a gay male, I have never performed cunnilingus on any person.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 12:20 pm to
Actually a penis is just a giant clitoris, carpetmuncher
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 12:24 pm to
You need that mouth of yours washed out with some Dial, young man.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 12:29 pm to
I make my own soap. I steal the fat from lipo clinics. What I'm saying is, fight me IRL
This post was edited on 1/8/15 at 12:31 pm
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 12:31 pm to
Meet me at the Sonic, bitch. 5 p.m. Nextel time.
This post was edited on 1/8/15 at 12:32 pm
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 12:31 pm to
quote:

Dial
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37578 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 12:32 pm to
Funny you should mention this because just the other night I was telling my wife that I was thinking about trying to buy some eggs from a couple of our current Lady Gamecock basketball players and then using my man seed to have them fertilized and then hire a couple of surrogate vessels to carry them to term ... because I'm looking for the pairing of really good genetics to maybe make some new babies I could get partially raised before I kick.

Well, she didn't like my idea at all ... called all my girls and told them to which two of the girls called me and dared me to do it and said they would disown me ... owell. I might do it anyway. They're just worried about their inheritance.

I'm at the perfect patient and wise age to raise some new babies. Have the nannies oversea the nasty stuff, but me be there for the nurturing and the teaching. If it worked I could maybe do a couple a year until I got the right mix of males and females and then I could hope my genes would be spread like a modern day Genghis Kahn or something.

Anyway, an old man's dream. I still fap enough to supply all the man seed they could possibly need ... I think.

Note to self. Go see if my baby batter still has a bunch of strong swimmers in there or if it's all batter and no baby makers.

Youth is wasted on the young.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 12:34 pm to
Ok I'll be there. Just ask them to page me. My name is Robert Paulson
Posted by Arkla Missy
Ark-La-Miss
Member since Jan 2013
10288 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 3:03 pm to
Nah
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98918 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 3:12 pm to
For some random couple? No.

For a close friend or family member who can't conceive? Possibly.

You have to deal with hornone injections and all kinds of meds that make you a fertile myrtle (so no sexual contact during that time) for donation. Then there's the procedure as well. I'd have a hard time with it given the type of birth control I take to limit my cycles for endometriosis treatment, so it'd end up being painful for me as well.
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41062 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 3:17 pm to
My neighbors just had twins from donated eggs. They were unable to have children any other way. From what I understand, they were able to screen the donors and pick who and what they wanted. Not sure as to what all information they were provided.

I don't know how common this is or what the demand for the service is. However, I know four people that LOVE it.
Posted by GATADawgs
Florida
Member since Aug 2013
211 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 8:08 pm to
No, the notion of some random person having children with my DNA sounds very odd to me.
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
9819 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 8:16 pm to
I've never even thought about this, but at this point in my life probably not.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 8:17 pm to
quote:

No, the notion of some random person having children with my DNA sounds very odd to me
It works for India
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69895 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 8:57 pm to
quote:

I don't eat eggs.





Catfan doesn't like something, shocking. Shut up catfan.
Posted by guschamp84
St Marks Florida
Member since Dec 2014
718 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 10:39 pm to
frick off Genro.
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