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Rebounding -- We suck at it

Posted on 1/6/15 at 8:38 pm
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 1/6/15 at 8:38 pm


I SWEAR TO GOD!!! I am sick of this fricking DONKEY ABORTION of a basketball program.
Posted by Bob Ag
Austin
Member since Aug 2011
3008 posts
Posted on 1/6/15 at 8:41 pm to
We have always been our worst enemy under Kennedy. Tripping over our own dicks. Let's see if we can get back in this.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 1/6/15 at 8:42 pm to
As an aficionado of the beautiful game of basketball, I feel personally offended every time I watch our boys "play."

Like, seriously, I have to look away. It pains me.

ETA: Jesus frick, get an OFFENSIVE REBOUND that caromed straight towards you!
This post was edited on 1/6/15 at 8:44 pm
Posted by TexasAg13
San Antonio de Béxar
Member since Jul 2013
5815 posts
Posted on 1/6/15 at 8:44 pm to
Our movement on offense is pathetic
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 1/6/15 at 8:47 pm to
My wife's squadron's over 30 basketball team runs more motion than TAMU does
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 1/6/15 at 8:47 pm to
quote:

Jesus frick, get an OFFENSIVE REBOUND that caromed straight towards you!

This very issue is about to drive me insane.
Posted by TexasAg13
San Antonio de Béxar
Member since Jul 2013
5815 posts
Posted on 1/6/15 at 8:49 pm to
At least we are really good at free throws
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 1/6/15 at 8:49 pm to
And the final basket is NO GOOD!!!
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 1/6/15 at 8:49 pm to
I go from watching Spurs basketball to this fricking bullshite.

And no way did he get that off in time
Posted by tmc94
Member since Sep 2012
11559 posts
Posted on 1/6/15 at 8:49 pm to
quote:

get an OFFENSIVE REBOUND that caromed straight towards you!

I may be the only one that's noticed this but our "bigs" are incredibly un-coordinated. I'm astounded whenever I watch Johns or Miller try to catch a ball

nice job by A-Rob - as bad as we've played without Jones and House we are somehow only down by 3 at half
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 1/6/15 at 8:50 pm to
quote:


I may be the only one that's noticed this but our "bigs" are incredibly un-coordinated. I'm astounded whenever I watch Johns or Miller try to catch a ball


It's like a bunch of Jeff Ayres clones, I swear

quote:

as bad as we've played without Jones and House we are somehow only down by 3 at half


I refuse to be happy
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 1/6/15 at 8:51 pm to
That's the problem for us. We are used to watching non-beastiality basketball, not this abomination.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 1/6/15 at 8:53 pm to
If I weren't an Aggie, I wouldn't subject my eyes to this....this....whatever the frick we're doing out there right now, cuz it ain't shooty hoops
Posted by Bob Ag
Austin
Member since Aug 2011
3008 posts
Posted on 1/6/15 at 8:54 pm to
Our problem is we play street ball. That's fine but you better hit point blank shots and lay ups. We miss at the rim way too much.
Posted by tmc94
Member since Sep 2012
11559 posts
Posted on 1/6/15 at 8:56 pm to
I don't mind being meh as much as I mind not enjoying the games. We really are painful to watch.

And honestly, Caruso has been the entire team in the first half. I almost fell out of my chair when the announcer said Roberson was "single-handedly keeping the Ags in this" after receiving a sweet dish from AC for a dunk.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 1/6/15 at 8:59 pm to
quote:

I almost fell out of my chair when the announcer said Roberson was "single-handedly keeping the Ags in this" after receiving a sweet dish from AC for a dunk.


I wanted to slap the announcer. Caruso usually is the one keeping us in games, tbh. Best non-streetballer/organized gamesman type on our squad.

And yeah, I wouldn't mind losing as much if we at least played pretty Watching us is like showing up to a piano recital, only for all the performers to be playing chopsticks. Off key.
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 1/6/15 at 9:12 pm to
Okay. What'd I miss. I was away from the TV raping a dead horse. Anything?
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 1/6/15 at 9:15 pm to
GOOD LORD!!! Every play is a frick-up waiting to happen.

I'm going back to raping my wi.....er.....the dead horse.

Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 1/6/15 at 9:16 pm to
quote:

What'd I miss.


Not a got-dayum thing.

No, seriously. Not a thing.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 1/6/15 at 9:19 pm to
Oh, now here comes the mini-run to keep us interested...
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