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re: Frank Martin >>> John Calamari
Posted on 3/5/15 at 10:47 pm to scrooster
Posted on 3/5/15 at 10:47 pm to scrooster
Hm. Hadn't thought of it that way. Our team being loaded in year four and your team being so bad in year three you have to describe it as "piece meal rag tag and all" couldn't possibly have anything to do with the quality of head coach.
Nevermind, I take it all back.
Nevermind, I take it all back.
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Posted on 3/5/15 at 10:47 pm to scrooster
You sho is angry.
Posted on 3/5/15 at 10:49 pm to scrooster
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Because Gamecock fans do not run our mouths about games like tonight
Check the OP. Posted on 3/5/15 at 10:50 pm to scrooster
I'm just manning the cannons. 
Posted on 3/5/15 at 10:51 pm to VagueMessage
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Hm. Hadn't thought of it that way. Our team being loaded in year four and your team being so bad in year three you have to describe it as "piece meal rag tag and all" couldn't possibly have anything to do with the quality of head coach.
Nevermind, I take it all back.
Ahhhh ... ah so. Okay. I get it now.
So next year when we add a Top 20 class and y'all lose Portis ... oh, but wait, you gain Monk, amirite? And all we gain is Micky D's All-American PJ Dozier ... we're fawked.
Martin is building from nothing.
Arkansas ... wally world money, flagship basketball school and all, sheesh, why y'all should never have a down year in basketball.
Posted on 3/5/15 at 10:54 pm to hoojy
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I'm just manning the cannons.
Just like your momma always has ... and mumbling all the way, cannons in your mouths.
I'm not judgmental mind you - I get the whole flagship cocks in mouths mumbling thing y'all do most every year. I'm just sayin' ... "manning the cannons" and all ... I mean, whatever - you nasty bitch.
Posted on 3/5/15 at 10:56 pm to scrooster
You're getting owned. Grown arse man makin' momma jokes. 
Grown arse man makin' momma jokes. Posted on 3/5/15 at 10:57 pm to scrooster
Just wave the white flag and admit your fricking stupidity.
Posted on 3/5/15 at 11:07 pm to hoojy
True story.
It was around '87 or '88 or so. I was up from Central America where I had been working, and I was in Memphis doing an after action report - staying at the Peabody. They were undergoing a renovation at the time and I bought one of the old barber chairs from the 1940s that I still have in my house today that weekend.
So anyways, several of the Golden Knight guys who I had trained were on the Black Knight team at the time .... they managed to track me down and told me to get my arse to Little Rock because they were jumping-in the game ball for the Texas vs Arky game.
So I drove from Memphis to Little Rock, got there, partied with the team that weekend .... and remember, shite you not this is a true story ... I banged-out four Arky girls that weekend, all of them bleach blondes and two of them at the same time Friday night AND when I woke them up Saturday morning before the game.
Y'all lost. I was the DZSO. shite you not.
Track that game down and learn my name ... I remember it like yesterday. 16-14 losers.
Now, here's the thing dick breath.
One of those four hooers was probably your mother ... just saying. I'll bet your mother's name begins with a "C" ... amirite? And again, I'm not being judgmental here or anything ... I get the whole flagship thing and all. And I don't blame the arky hooers either because I was the master at throwin' together a menage e' trois back then, especially on the road at the jumps ... but one of them was your Momma, amirte hoojy juice?
I thought so Son.
Good night.
It was around '87 or '88 or so. I was up from Central America where I had been working, and I was in Memphis doing an after action report - staying at the Peabody. They were undergoing a renovation at the time and I bought one of the old barber chairs from the 1940s that I still have in my house today that weekend.
So anyways, several of the Golden Knight guys who I had trained were on the Black Knight team at the time .... they managed to track me down and told me to get my arse to Little Rock because they were jumping-in the game ball for the Texas vs Arky game.
So I drove from Memphis to Little Rock, got there, partied with the team that weekend .... and remember, shite you not this is a true story ... I banged-out four Arky girls that weekend, all of them bleach blondes and two of them at the same time Friday night AND when I woke them up Saturday morning before the game.
Y'all lost. I was the DZSO. shite you not.
Track that game down and learn my name ... I remember it like yesterday. 16-14 losers.
Now, here's the thing dick breath.
One of those four hooers was probably your mother ... just saying. I'll bet your mother's name begins with a "C" ... amirite? And again, I'm not being judgmental here or anything ... I get the whole flagship thing and all. And I don't blame the arky hooers either because I was the master at throwin' together a menage e' trois back then, especially on the road at the jumps ... but one of them was your Momma, amirte hoojy juice?
I thought so Son.
Good night.
Posted on 3/5/15 at 11:08 pm to scrooster
I'm not even reading all that shite. Nice essay on your red-arse tho. 
Posted on 3/5/15 at 11:11 pm to hoojy
We'll maybe. I'm seriously not reading all that shite.
Can you give us a TL;DR on that?
Can you give us a TL;DR on that?
This post was edited on 3/5/15 at 11:14 pm
Posted on 3/6/15 at 12:18 am to hoojy
Daddy... You are behind on child support you bastard!
Get back to work and sending those damn checks! I knew you would Cock out!
She said you needed Viagra... Figures!
Get back to work and sending those damn checks! I knew you would Cock out!
She said you needed Viagra... Figures!
Posted on 3/6/15 at 12:31 am to Razorback Reverend
I was trying to be nice to the silly bastard.
This is what I get for killing my mojo.
This is what I get for killing my mojo.
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