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How are SEC celebs spending the day - take one, pass one on
Posted on 1/1/15 at 8:54 am
Posted on 1/1/15 at 8:54 am
I'll take Chavis. He's home in Knoxville getting some rest and not eating Cajun food. Got him some high vinegar content BBQ and finna chart aubie's offense. Also got him some queso.
Next up: Ole Ball Coach
Next up: Ole Ball Coach
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Posted on 1/1/15 at 8:56 am to Harry Rex Vonner
OBC is sittin on the front porch havin a Coors Light no giving any fricks
Next up Les Miles
Next up Les Miles
This post was edited on 1/1/15 at 8:57 am
Posted on 1/1/15 at 8:57 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Hugh Freeze just cancelled the corrective dental surgery he had scheduled based on expected bonuses from the Peach Bowl victory.
Posted on 1/1/15 at 8:58 am to Agforlife
Les Miles is at his desk trying to figure out how to use the Rolodex.
Posted on 1/1/15 at 8:59 am to Agforlife
Les is laying face down on the front lawn passed out wearing an elvis/evil knievel costume holding a bottle of peach schnapps in one hand and a massive rotating dildo in the other.
Next: Nick Saban
Next: Nick Saban
Posted on 1/1/15 at 8:59 am to Harry Rex Vonner
two Bammers in a row fricked it all up
Posted on 1/1/15 at 9:00 am to LittleJerrySeinfield
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Les Miles is at his desk trying to figure out how to use the Rolodex.
Dammit Jerry, it's New Year's morning, you KNOW I'm drinking coffee to shake off last night, and you STILL made me spew it on my monitor.
Posted on 1/1/15 at 9:01 am to KaiserSoze99
Nick Saban is playing a round of golf and plucking a small Bangladeshi manservant with a bull whip whenever he doesn't make his shot.
Next: Will Muschamp
Next: Will Muschamp
This post was edited on 1/1/15 at 9:05 am
Posted on 1/1/15 at 9:02 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Nick Chubb is in the gym squatting a VW Buga*.... then going to some friends for a nice BBQ then to a homeless shelter to feed the hungry.... he will not be signing autographs
Posted on 1/1/15 at 9:03 am to bdv1974
Derek Mason is reading
This post was edited on 1/1/15 at 9:04 am
Posted on 1/1/15 at 9:07 am to bdv1974
Now two UGA's fricked it all up.
Arkansas is now SEC Champs by default
Arkansas is now SEC Champs by default
Posted on 1/1/15 at 9:12 am to LSUTigersVCURams
Will Muschamp is standing naked in front of his bathroom mirror practicing his murderous, psycho, get-the-frick-off-the-field face. You know, this one:
Next: Gus
Next: Gus
Posted on 1/1/15 at 9:14 am to bdv1974
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Derek Mason is reading
Posted on 1/1/15 at 9:15 am to KaiserSoze99
Gus is standing naked in front of the mirror practicing his chewing gum show for the camera and imagining the commentators calling him an offensive genius - hoping they don't mention 3 out of 4 losses most recently, including Samford
Next up: Kevin Sumlin
Next up: Kevin Sumlin
Posted on 1/1/15 at 9:16 am to KaiserSoze99
Bert is home finger smashing Jen with his left hand with a turkey leg in his right.
Posted on 1/1/15 at 9:16 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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Now two UGA's fricked it all up.
Arkansas is now SEC Champs by default
You're Welcome
Posted on 1/1/15 at 9:30 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Sumlin has pool boy bent over in the swagcopter yelling "you're fired!!"
Next up: Pinkel
Next up: Pinkel
Posted on 1/1/15 at 9:32 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Pinkel is unresponsive as a stripper he picked up last night is trying to wake him up in a panic. He just took about a half bottle of bourbon and a handful of something called "A Jimmy", it didn't seem scary at the time.
Next up: Bert
Next up: Bert
This post was edited on 1/1/15 at 9:36 am
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