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re: Mike Bobo appreciation thread

Posted on 12/26/14 at 9:19 am to
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63859 posts
Posted on 12/26/14 at 9:19 am to


He once punched a hole in a cow just so he could see who was comin’ up the road.

Mike Bobo once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful damn thing I ever saw!

He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Posted by VADawg
Wherever
Member since Nov 2011
44699 posts
Posted on 12/26/14 at 9:22 am to
Bobo's 26/28 performance in the Outback Bowl was phenomenal.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63859 posts
Posted on 12/26/14 at 7:07 pm to
Mike Bobo named the group Sha-na-na. They did not want to be called that.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63859 posts
Posted on 12/26/14 at 7:08 pm to
If you drop a phonograph needle on bobo's nipple, it plays Pet Sounds.
Posted by Litigator
Hog Jaw, Arkansas
Member since Oct 2013
7535 posts
Posted on 12/26/14 at 7:46 pm to
Deeprig are you trying to say you miss him, maybe just a little?

I Miss You A Little
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63859 posts
Posted on 12/26/14 at 7:54 pm to
Objection.

This isn't pursuant to the issue. You are practically badgering the witness. You know better than this. You are better than this, Litigator.

The youtube link will not be clicked; it will not be entered into evidence.
Posted by AmericusDawg
Member since Oct 2012
8577 posts
Posted on 12/26/14 at 8:00 pm to
Bobo drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin.
Posted by Litigator
Hog Jaw, Arkansas
Member since Oct 2013
7535 posts
Posted on 12/26/14 at 8:16 pm to
The last time we had a "trial" on here you ended up getting banned shortly thereafter.

Tread lightly out there.

Oh, and for the first time in my life I actually got summoned for jury duty.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63859 posts
Posted on 12/26/14 at 8:25 pm to
100's and 100's of years ago, the Moors invaded Sicily.

This post was edited on 12/26/14 at 8:27 pm
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63859 posts
Posted on 12/26/14 at 8:27 pm to
Mike Bobo wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Posted by AmericusDawg
Member since Oct 2012
8577 posts
Posted on 12/26/14 at 9:51 pm to
Did I ever tell you about the time Bobo took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally, Bobo takes me into a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' Well, we sat there for a year and a half. Sure enough, someone constructed a bar around us. Well, the day they opened it, we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burnt the place to the ground. Bobo yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found them!'"
Posted by gatorhata9
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2010
26172 posts
Posted on 12/26/14 at 11:17 pm to
quote:

t's not surprising you and gator are having a dilemma


And what dilemma is that, Barbs?
Posted by ohmdawg
tZone
Member since Oct 2014
686 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 12:50 pm to
quote:

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?


sbraB
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 1:50 pm to
quote:

Did I ever tell you about the time Bobo took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally, Bobo takes me into a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' Well, we sat there for a year and a half. Sure enough, someone constructed a bar around us. Well, the day they opened it, we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burnt the place to the ground. Bobo yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found them!'"


Dammit, Americus, I knew you were a damn fine person.

I remember one time Bobo took his family to Sea World. They were watching Shamu the whale when Mike got splashed. So Mike yells, 'I'm Mike Bobo and no one gets me wet!' So he climbs into the tank, grabs Shamu, and throws the whale into the audience, splashes him and yells, 'How do you like it?' And then damn if Bobo didn't step in there and finish the show.
Posted by DragginFly
Under the Mountain;By the Lake
Member since Oct 2014
3592 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 1:53 pm to
quote:

Mike Bobo wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

It ain't working.
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 1:57 pm to
They use Bobo's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Turner Field.
Posted by DragginFly
Under the Mountain;By the Lake
Member since Oct 2014
3592 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 2:07 pm to
Bobo toilet paper.

Posted by Casper the Dawg
Warner Robins, ga.
Member since Jan 2014
376 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 9:19 pm to
The boogeyman checks under his bed for Mike Bobo.

Bobo article for his detractors
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63859 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 9:54 pm to
That article is shite, it is written by a fool.
Posted by MeatCleaverWeaver
Member since Oct 2013
22175 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 10:47 pm to
Old School Bobo

#14 for T'ville (red and gold) vs. Peach Co. featuring Jacquez Green

This post was edited on 12/27/14 at 10:52 pm
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