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Gag gifts for SEC teams
Posted on 12/24/14 at 9:32 am
Posted on 12/24/14 at 9:32 am
Whatcha buying the other schools in the conference for Christmas gag gifts? I'll just do the rest of the SECW
Bama - Mike Price signed Bama football
Auburn - Bag of miracle-gro compliments of Mr. Updyke
Arkansas - piece of Petrinos wrecked motorcycle
Ole Miss - frozen sperm of Archie or Eli and a test tube
State - truck nuts fer errybody!
aTm - fake resignation letter of John Chavis
And just to be fair...
LSU - DVD of 2011 BCSNC game
Merry Christmas to all!
Bama - Mike Price signed Bama football
Auburn - Bag of miracle-gro compliments of Mr. Updyke
Arkansas - piece of Petrinos wrecked motorcycle
Ole Miss - frozen sperm of Archie or Eli and a test tube
State - truck nuts fer errybody!
aTm - fake resignation letter of John Chavis
And just to be fair...
LSU - DVD of 2011 BCSNC game
Merry Christmas to all!
This post was edited on 12/24/14 at 9:33 am
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 9:34 am to tigamike
If any group would want to be gifted jizz, it be the Aggies.
Posted on 12/24/14 at 9:35 am to jbond
A solid list, but I'll only take the chunk of motorcycle if its signed by Petrino's mistress.
Posted on 12/24/14 at 9:46 am to tigamike
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LSU - DVD of 2011 BCSNC game
No Vandy; no care
Posted on 12/24/14 at 9:46 am to Arksulli
State - Orange Bowl Tickets
Posted on 12/24/14 at 10:43 am to tigamike
I've been in Starkville for awhile, and the one pair of truck nuts I've seen in town was on an Auburn vehicle. IDGI.
Posted on 12/24/14 at 10:57 am to BulldogDX
For State: A Regular Season SEC Championship banner.....in anything, really. The amount of futility at State was shocking, and endemic across all sports.
16 men's and women's sports, they've not managed a single regular season title in any of them in a decade, and only 2 in the last 21 years.
16 men's and women's sports, they've not managed a single regular season title in any of them in a decade, and only 2 in the last 21 years.
Posted on 12/24/14 at 11:04 am to BulldogDX
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I've been in Starkville for a while
Sorry bout that!
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IDGI
Gag gifts don't always make sense but I'll give you a history lesson to try to help you make some sense of it. Jackie Sherrill once had a bull castrated for his team as motivation for a game vs Texas. Viola...truck nuts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 11:04 am to BoardReader
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For State: A Regular Season SEC Championship banner.....in anything, really. The amount of futility at State was shocking, and endemic across all sports.
16 men's and women's sports, they've not managed a single regular season title in any of them in a decade, and only 2 in the last 21 years.
this is a gag gift thread. Not a place for you express your hate for Mississippi State.
You seem mad though
Posted on 12/24/14 at 11:05 am to tigamike
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LSU - DVD of 2011 BCSNC game
No empty Krystal cartons?
Posted on 12/24/14 at 11:06 am to MasCervezas
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this is a gag gift thread. Not a place for you express your hate for Mississippi State.
You seem mad though
:lol: Defensive a little?
I'm just trying to think of things that are appropriately funny and degrading-- you know, like buying an Ole Miss fan a high thread count new hood.
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