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WTF is the matter with Texas A&M? (NSFW)

Posted on 12/18/14 at 1:22 pm
Posted by geauxnavybeatbama
Member since Jul 2013
25134 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 1:22 pm


Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist rom Texas A&M University, has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68435 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 1:24 pm to
The Germans would even say this is Germans.

But it's A&M. What do you expect?
Posted by olddawg26
Member since Jan 2013
24560 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 1:24 pm to
Posted by Bags of Milk
The Sunny Beaches of Canada
Member since Feb 2013
3322 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 1:24 pm to
A&M HATES BOOBS
Posted by Numberwang
Bike City, USA
Member since Feb 2012
13163 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 1:25 pm to
Finally, somebody did something about that gross tittie problem.

Thanks Aggies!

Posted by gatortrav88
Member since Oct 2014
3807 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 1:25 pm to
just confirms what we've all been saying about the jizz jars and milkman uni's
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68435 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 1:26 pm to
quote:

A&M HATES BOOBS
quote:

Bags of Milk
This post was edited on 12/18/14 at 1:26 pm
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54613 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 1:26 pm to
quote:

Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist rom Texas A&M University, has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.


Someone who would do this is either a mad scientist or gay. Possibly both.
Posted by greenbastard
Parts Unkown
Member since Feb 2014
2740 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 1:26 pm to
We are trying to suppress our heterosexual emotions by eliminating boumcy, jiggly and nippy tities.


Duh!
Posted by Wicked Pissah
Member since Nov 2014
731 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 1:27 pm to
Footnote to that article: Dr. Rickson is also working on a looser-fitting jock strap.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 1:27 pm to
What is the problem here?

Progress
Posted by SwayzeBalla
Member since Dec 2011
19451 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 1:28 pm to
AIDS
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
39543 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

Bags of Milk



Stupid Canadian.
Posted by lsufanz
NOLA
Member since Dec 2008
4726 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 1:33 pm to
Should be imprisoned.
Posted by TiptonInSC
Aiken, SC
Member since Dec 2012
18902 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 1:35 pm to
Faggie gonna faggie
This post was edited on 12/18/14 at 1:36 pm
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

Someone who would do this is either a mad scientist or gay. Possibly both.


What are you crazy!! He's a genius ...Think of the amount of breast time homeboy got to log..I mean dude found a way to submerge himself in boobs for years I'm willing to bet
This post was edited on 12/18/14 at 1:41 pm
Posted by LSUDonMCO
Orlando
Member since Dec 2003
6837 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 1:38 pm to
This man must be stopped! If this is made the terrorists win!
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 1:41 pm to
Dude, the terrorists already won. Sony pulled the movie...
Posted by lsufanz
NOLA
Member since Dec 2008
4726 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 1:41 pm to


frick him!
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25171 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 1:43 pm to
I was a big supporter of Texas A&M joining the conference but this... this steps over the line. They have to go now. I'm not sure what conference will take them, maybe something in Division III, but this tarnishes the good name of the SEC.
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