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My bowl predictions
Posted on 12/16/14 at 8:14 am
Posted on 12/16/14 at 8:14 am
Duck Commander- USCevs DaU: An Ibis is known for staying strong in the face of a hurricane, but what about when facing a cock? Spurriers cocks are harder to beat than the ibis of Miami. USCe wins.
Autozone- A&M vs WVU: mountaineers are a redneck inbred version of an Aggie. WVU in a shootout.
AdvoCare- Arky vs UT: hogs are a fierce pain in the arse, but a longhorn will ravage this group when all is said and done
Mortgage- LSU vs ND: come on
Belk- UGA vs UL: cardinals sound like a nice snack for a dog. Cards coach should brace himself for this wreck
Outback- AU vs Wisky: let's assume auburn is a tiger. A badger is awfully mean, but is still nothing to his cousin the honey badger. Tigers win
Tax Slayer- UT vs Iowa: The vols should be able to dust off the ole muskets and take care of the pesky hawkeyes.
Birmingham- UF vs ECU: Pirates will finish off a dying gator.
Playoff Bowls:
Chicken Fil A- OM vs TCU: Horned frogs shoot a toxic blood component from their eyes when threatened. Too bad this landshark has already had its fins cut off and the horned frog will not need its poision to finish the job. Frogs win
Cap One- MSU vs GaTech: Dawgs finna eat and the shite out the yellow jackets
AllState- UA vs OSU: The elephant loves nuts and this nut is a poisonous inedible nut. The elephant may struggle, but pepto bismol should fix that up. Bama wins
Autozone- A&M vs WVU: mountaineers are a redneck inbred version of an Aggie. WVU in a shootout.
AdvoCare- Arky vs UT: hogs are a fierce pain in the arse, but a longhorn will ravage this group when all is said and done
Mortgage- LSU vs ND: come on
Belk- UGA vs UL: cardinals sound like a nice snack for a dog. Cards coach should brace himself for this wreck
Outback- AU vs Wisky: let's assume auburn is a tiger. A badger is awfully mean, but is still nothing to his cousin the honey badger. Tigers win
Tax Slayer- UT vs Iowa: The vols should be able to dust off the ole muskets and take care of the pesky hawkeyes.
Birmingham- UF vs ECU: Pirates will finish off a dying gator.
Playoff Bowls:
Chicken Fil A- OM vs TCU: Horned frogs shoot a toxic blood component from their eyes when threatened. Too bad this landshark has already had its fins cut off and the horned frog will not need its poision to finish the job. Frogs win
Cap One- MSU vs GaTech: Dawgs finna eat and the shite out the yellow jackets
AllState- UA vs OSU: The elephant loves nuts and this nut is a poisonous inedible nut. The elephant may struggle, but pepto bismol should fix that up. Bama wins
This post was edited on 12/16/14 at 8:31 am
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Posted on 12/16/14 at 8:26 am to geauxnavybeatbama
This is fricking dumb.
Posted on 12/16/14 at 8:30 am to Bear-O-Dactyl
Talk about dumb.....
Posted on 12/16/14 at 8:41 am to geauxnavybeatbama
I upvoted because you tried.
Posted on 12/16/14 at 8:42 am to geauxnavybeatbama
Thanks?
Posted on 12/16/14 at 8:42 am to geauxnavybeatbama
Did you actually spend time on this?
Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:08 am to geauxnavybeatbama
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Chicken Fil A- OM vs TCU: Horned frogs shoot a toxic blood component from their eyes when threatened. Too bad this landshark has already had its fins cut off and the horned frog will not need its poision to finish the job. Frogs win
You're so sad...
Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:09 am to geauxnavybeatbama
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Chicken Fil A- OM vs TCU: Horned frogs shoot a toxic blood component from their eyes when threatened. Too bad this landshark has already had its fins cut off and the horned frog will not need its poision to finish the job. Frogs win
Neaux
Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:09 am to geauxnavybeatbama
Up vote.
Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:39 am to geauxnavybeatbama
You sound like a woman trying to fill out a bracket in March.
Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:50 am to geauxnavybeatbama
I guess Mizzou didn't make a bowl huh?
Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:51 am to HottyToddy7
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You sound like a woman trying to fill out a bracket in March.
insulting to women everywhere. Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:56 am to geauxnavybeatbama
quote:I see the pain in yours hasn't subsided.
hogs are a fierce pain in the arse
Posted on 12/16/14 at 10:01 am to geauxnavybeatbama
It's obvious that Arkansas and ole miss definitely aren't your rivals
Posted on 12/16/14 at 10:21 am to geauxnavybeatbama
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AdvoCare- Arky vs UT: hogs are a fierce pain in the arse, but a longhorn will ravage this group when all is said and done
When making game predictions it's usually customary to watch game from the current season. Just FYI
Posted on 12/16/14 at 10:26 am to DrunkerThanThou
Worst part about being in the SEC is we dont get to play in bowls. :(
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