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Cute girl at work asked to use my pen twice today
Posted on 12/11/14 at 8:20 pm
Posted on 12/11/14 at 8:20 pm
That means she wants the D, right?
Think about it... Pen is TWO letters away from penis... She asked for my pen TWICE...
Think about it...
Think about it... Pen is TWO letters away from penis... She asked for my pen TWICE...
Think about it...
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Posted on 12/11/14 at 8:22 pm to BowlJackson
Ask and find out.
Posted on 12/11/14 at 8:23 pm to BowlJackson
If she asks thirteen more times she can be a member of the PEN15 club.
Make sure you have a sharpie.
Make sure you have a sharpie.
Posted on 12/11/14 at 8:23 pm to BowlJackson
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That means she wants the D, right?
Indubitably
Posted on 12/11/14 at 8:24 pm to BowlJackson
Wow it's getting pretty serious, eh?
Not to brag, but I have a date this Saturday.
Not to brag, but I have a date this Saturday.
Posted on 12/11/14 at 8:25 pm to BowlJackson
People use pens at McDonalds?
Posted on 12/11/14 at 8:29 pm to Rebelgator
You got to have one around to write down the orders in case that little screen over the grill stops working
Posted on 12/11/14 at 8:31 pm to BowlJackson
Before you know it she'll be licking your balloon knot and asking you to deposit your baby making liquid into her left eye.
Posted on 12/11/14 at 8:36 pm to Rig
I only splooge in right eyes out of respect for the tragic death of Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez
Posted on 12/11/14 at 8:41 pm to BowlJackson
Don't go chasing waterfalls
Posted on 12/11/14 at 8:46 pm to BowlJackson
Posted on 12/11/14 at 9:24 pm to BowlJackson
Seriously? Time for the dick pic. It always works. Always.
Posted on 12/11/14 at 9:26 pm to Patton
Posted on 12/11/14 at 9:35 pm to BowlJackson
A pen is?
Posted on 12/11/14 at 9:46 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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Indubitably
Kawhi Leonard? O.O
Posted on 12/11/14 at 9:47 pm to BowlJackson
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Cute girl at work asked to use my pen twice today
Once in a day = friend
twice in a day = thinks you're gay
three times in a day = super best friend
four times a day = wants the d
Posted on 12/11/14 at 10:06 pm to BowlJackson
Twice in one day? Why are you on tRant right now? You should be balls deep by now bruh.
Posted on 12/11/14 at 11:12 pm to BowlJackson
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Think about it... Pen is TWO letters away from penis... She asked for my pen TWICE...
You're too slow with this chica. She asked for it twice. That makes it pens, only one letter away from penis. She also implied the i when she asked, "May I..."
As already mentioned, you should be balls deep. Go after it tomorrow and let us know if you missed out or scored.
Posted on 12/11/14 at 11:34 pm to BowlJackson
Pic or she's really a dude and you are aroused by him.
Posted on 12/11/14 at 11:39 pm to BowlJackson
She wants the bic.
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