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Swag Kelly has more game than anyone on your football team (possibly NSFW)

Posted on 12/11/14 at 3:35 pm
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68416 posts
Posted on 12/11/14 at 3:35 pm
Ignore her face.

Swag is dating an NFL cheerleader

Be jelly. Swag is taking over the SEC.



This post was edited on 12/11/14 at 3:44 pm
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83510 posts
Posted on 12/11/14 at 3:38 pm to


Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 12/11/14 at 3:39 pm to
I believe the Texas Swaggies have a monopoly on swag in this league
This post was edited on 12/11/14 at 3:40 pm
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 12/11/14 at 3:39 pm to
The kid has never taken a snap in SEC play and you're ready to drink his bath water.

Gee Bob.. I wonder what she's after.
This post was edited on 12/11/14 at 3:41 pm
Posted by CapstoneGrad06
Little Rock
Member since Nov 2008
72096 posts
Posted on 12/11/14 at 3:40 pm to
Why would an NFL cheerleader waste time on a JuCo kid?
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Tittleman's Crest
Member since Feb 2009
52597 posts
Posted on 12/11/14 at 3:40 pm to
quote:

Be jelly. Swag is taking over the SEC.


Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68416 posts
Posted on 12/11/14 at 3:40 pm to
quote:

The kid has never taken a snap in SEC play and you're ready to drink his bath water.

I'm skeptical but I'm having fun with it.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90389 posts
Posted on 12/11/14 at 3:41 pm to
Great body. Meh face. She won't age well at all


Swag is going to be the biggest bust in OM history. I'm calling it now
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68416 posts
Posted on 12/11/14 at 3:41 pm to
quote:

Swag is going to be the biggest bust in OM history. I'm calling it now

Nobody really expects him to be an amazing quarterback.
Posted by michaeldwde
N.C.
Member since Nov 2010
3186 posts
Posted on 12/11/14 at 3:41 pm to
"Keep that girl away from my cocaine!"
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
46384 posts
Posted on 12/11/14 at 3:41 pm to
Is he your step dad? Is that your mom?
Posted by AdamDeMamp
$900.00
Member since Jul 2013
3275 posts
Posted on 12/11/14 at 3:42 pm to
She's BEAUTAFAL
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68416 posts
Posted on 12/11/14 at 3:42 pm to
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Is he your step dad?

I wish
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83510 posts
Posted on 12/11/14 at 3:43 pm to
quote:

Great body. Meh face. She won't age well at all


I don't get some guys at all

take a skinny chick with a man face and put some fake tits on her and all of a sudden she becomes hot?

no

that bitch is ugly
This post was edited on 12/11/14 at 3:43 pm
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Atlanta GA - ITP
Member since Sep 2012
24932 posts
Posted on 12/11/14 at 3:43 pm to
You really went for the pictures with her in the dark huh?
Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
Member since Sep 2011
19181 posts
Posted on 12/11/14 at 3:44 pm to
meh. No Eric Decker.
Posted by plazadweller
South Georgia
Member since Jul 2011
11434 posts
Posted on 12/11/14 at 3:44 pm to
Why does she look 38?
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37553 posts
Posted on 12/11/14 at 3:45 pm to
Around here she's known as the 85/20 Skanktapuss.

Everybody's had that. Clowney had that before he met his Hawk's cheerleader girlfriend.

Matter of fact, there are some claiming T.J. Burrell was beating that cootch when Choade met her ... which is one of the reasons for the internal strife and the fight on the team.

She's been around dude.

But hey, give her a second chance. Be forgiving. Y'all get'er liquored-up in The Grove ... have your cameras ready though.
Posted by Tennessee Jed
Mr. SEC Rant
Member since Nov 2009
17909 posts
Posted on 12/11/14 at 3:46 pm to
I had never heard of this guy until yesterday. Was he good at Clemson?
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Atlanta GA - ITP
Member since Sep 2012
24932 posts
Posted on 12/11/14 at 3:46 pm to
He never threw an interception.
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