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Rank the SEC West teams

Posted on 12/7/14 at 10:44 pm
Posted by BugaPainTrain7
Oxford, MS
Member since Nov 2014
11567 posts
Posted on 12/7/14 at 10:44 pm
You hate the most to the least....and why...
1. Alabama- they slightly own us at this point but we also gave away some games
2. Ole Miss- the grove is awesome. They are just bastards at times
3. Arkansas- they somehow always screw us over at the end of the season and shite on our parade
4. Auburn- really nice fans...Les owns them I think he's 7-3 against them (I could be wrong)
5. Mississippi State- inbred dumbasses...They will forever suck at everything
6. Texas A&M- LSU's bitch...I can't hate them they treat us so good
This post was edited on 12/7/14 at 10:48 pm
Posted by asphinctersayswhat
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2011
3359 posts
Posted on 12/7/14 at 10:46 pm to
1. Auburn

I don't hate any of the others!
Posted by TheCheshireHog
Cashew Chicken Country
Member since Oct 2010
40844 posts
Posted on 12/7/14 at 10:48 pm to
1. LSU - Super Bowl and what not
2. Texas A&M - SWC4LYFE
3. Auburn - It's expected in order to post here.
4. Ole Miss - Why does it have to be a "black" bear?
5. Alabama - Because frick them, that's why.
6. State
Posted by MrMojoRisin
Member since May 2014
6946 posts
Posted on 12/7/14 at 10:50 pm to
1. auburn - They are a cult.....the Cult of Branch Bovinians.






2. LSU - mildly annoying.
3-6. whatevs
This post was edited on 12/7/14 at 10:53 pm
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
25458 posts
Posted on 12/7/14 at 10:52 pm to
quote:

1. Auburn

I don't hate any of the others!
Posted by Garfield
Kew Gardens
Member since Dec 2011
7785 posts
Posted on 12/7/14 at 10:52 pm to
1. Auburn.
2. LSU
3. A&M
4. OM
5. MS. St.
6. Arky

Ironically the list is poised to move bottom to the top order.
Posted by BallstotheWesleyWall
Swagosphere
Member since Jan 2014
9364 posts
Posted on 12/7/14 at 10:52 pm to
1. LSU: More purple boas than a Hulk Hogan-themed bachelor party in Key West. Most of their fans can't enunciate so I never know if they're talking shite about the game or asking where the bathroom is.
2. State: I get tired of looking at BBQ-stained gameday PFG's with buttons missing because they're all overweight and lulzpoor. It's unsightly. Plus, their cheerleaders crack the foundation of our sideline.
3. Auburn: They come, they dislocate, they make it their newspaper cover photo. Sky Bar is fun but the rest of the campus is meh and War Eagle ruins the Square.
4. A&M: It's always weird when their cheerleaders keep trying to make out with my friends and I, but at least they bought us Mai Tais first.
5. Arkansas: They bring great spreads to the Grove, unfortunately their women and head coach eat it all, but still not bad.
6. Alabama: their alumni are cool and a lot like Ole Miss alumni. Their sidewalk fans that dropped out of Faulkner State usually keep to themselves trying to lick their elbows.
This post was edited on 12/8/14 at 12:24 am
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
79803 posts
Posted on 12/7/14 at 10:59 pm to
1-3 frick LSU
4-5 frick Arkansas
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26477 posts
Posted on 12/7/14 at 11:03 pm to
I still don't see why you hate Mississippi State so much.

Y'all have won something 21 of the past 23 games against them.

You have truly been #grinded

Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18798 posts
Posted on 12/7/14 at 11:04 pm to
1. LSU- not so much hate, but frick how have we lost to these mother frickers 4 goddamn years in a row! this shite has to end.

2. ARk- god damn y'all are some obnoxious sons of bitches with that damn hog callin' bullshite. I had a hillbilly talking shite to me at the game one time, which was fine, because it was a game and all. but he just kept on. It was only when I asked him what years were he in school that he shut the frick up.

3. State- my sophmore year in college I dated a tri-delt at state. apparently starkville boys don't like seeing a pretty white girl with a brotha so they started talking shite, and shut the hell up when confronted.

4. OM- worst co-worker ever was an ol miss grad. what a worthless bitch. the mood in the whole building literally lifted when she left to go to grad school this year.

5. bama- well, they're bama, we're supposed to hate 'em, right? plus refs.

6. AU- always show us great hospitality at jordan hare, even let us win. thanks, y'all!
Posted by UsingUpAllTheLetters
Stuck in Transfer Portal
Member since Aug 2011
8503 posts
Posted on 12/7/14 at 11:05 pm to
Don't really hate the others. The SEC is the best league with some of the most likable all around programs and people.
Posted by RattyBlowfish
Member since Sep 2014
2947 posts
Posted on 12/7/14 at 11:05 pm to
quote:

BugaPainTrain7


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Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
36097 posts
Posted on 12/7/14 at 11:10 pm to
quote:

More purple boas than a Hulk Hogan-themed bachelor party in Key West. Most of their fans can't annunciate so I never know if they're talking shite about the game or asking where the bathroom is.



As a consequence of being reared on McDonalds and home schooling most Bama fans seem to have the vocabulary of an adolescent spider monkey. I assume you mean speak clearly not announce something
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26477 posts
Posted on 12/7/14 at 11:10 pm to
1. Mississippi State - they're hostile rednecks and I hate them, as I should

2. Auburn - strange, cultlike fanbase who always has a tendency to spurn those not in the Fambly; also, they are not nearly as hospitable as every other SEC West fanbase as a visiting fan

3. Texas A&M - Cultlike fanbase who prides themselves on being different. They're not different in a cool, unique kind of way; they're different because they are a god damn cult

4. Arkansas - Not a lot of interaction with them, but their posters are some of the most delusional frickers alive. With that said, I love tFlagship and sweet Sails on tRant and am happy to be onboard tFlagship board

5. Alabama - Their fanbase is similar to Ole Miss. My brother went there and I have always had fun in Tuscaloosa. Their women are smoke and they always have fun with you when you're a visiting fan; maybe it's because they are always favored? Who knows.

6. LSU - I hate LSU on the field. I love LSU off the field. Some of my best friends are LSU alums and the majority of people from the Coast are Tiger fans. Sure, they're a little rough around the edges, but who doesn't love genuineness? Plus, their women are great and the booze always flows freely in Red Stick

Posted by LSU Tiger Eyes
Key Biscayne, FL
Member since Sep 2003
2530 posts
Posted on 12/7/14 at 11:12 pm to
1 - 6 Ole Miss < dysfunctional family

And this coming from a Gump: "Most of their fans can't annunciate"

Enunciate this bitch
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26477 posts
Posted on 12/7/14 at 11:13 pm to
You'll see two "factions" emerge on this board if people answer this question truthfully
Alabama and Ole Miss as the wealthy, big bro schools
Auburn, A&M, and Mississippi State as the poor, lil bro schools

We're culturally different. Also, we're better than you.
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 12/7/14 at 11:23 pm to
quote:

And this coming from a Gump: "Most of their fans can't annunciate"

Enunciate this bitch



No, he meant annunciate. LSU fans are terrible at declaring the coming of baby Jesus, i.e. Saban.
Posted by MasCervezas
Ocean Springs
Member since Jul 2013
7958 posts
Posted on 12/7/14 at 11:24 pm to
quote:

3. State- my sophmore year in college I dated a tri-delt at state. apparently starkville boys don't like seeing a pretty white girl with a brotha so they started talking shite, and shut the hell up when confronte


Csb

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Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 12/7/14 at 11:27 pm to
Bama
Ole Miss
State
Auburn
Arkansas
LSU
A&M
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112507 posts
Posted on 12/7/14 at 11:27 pm to
quote:

Csb

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This post was edited on 12/7/14 at 11:29 pm
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