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Name some things you like more than Missouri

Posted on 12/6/14 at 12:56 pm
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 12/6/14 at 12:56 pm
Commercial Breaks
Cheap toilet paper
People who clog the passing lane
Florida
Jahovah's Witnesses
Utility bills
white rappers


Feel free to add to the list

frick you Mizzou
This post was edited on 12/6/14 at 12:57 pm
Posted by Rebel Land Shark
Member since Jul 2013
30162 posts
Posted on 12/6/14 at 12:56 pm to
Alabama
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 12/6/14 at 12:56 pm to
Missouri doesn't belong in the SEC
Posted by beaver
The 755 Club
Member since Sep 2009
46861 posts
Posted on 12/6/14 at 12:56 pm to
Alabama losses
Posted by whiskeyjohn
Member since Aug 2013
1153 posts
Posted on 12/6/14 at 12:57 pm to
Says the A&M fan.

Posted by geauxnavybeatbama
Member since Jul 2013
25134 posts
Posted on 12/6/14 at 12:57 pm to
Bama tears
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 12/6/14 at 12:58 pm to
quote:

Says the A&M fan.



And?
Posted by El Segundo Guy
SE OK
Member since Aug 2014
9559 posts
Posted on 12/6/14 at 12:58 pm to
What's interesting is that 90% of these threads aren't made by Alabama fans. They are made by butthurt dickriders that are upset that their teams shite the bed.

Preach on haters.
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
19232 posts
Posted on 12/6/14 at 12:59 pm to
quote:

Hardy_Har


You're like an abused spouse with Stockholm Syndrome.

Defending the perpetrator of your misery to the end.
Posted by DocHoliday11
South Georgia
Member since Jun 2013
4313 posts
Posted on 12/6/14 at 12:59 pm to
When you are pooping and there's that last little ball that gets tangled up in your arse hair so you have to kinda rock back and forth to knock it loose but that just makes it slam against your butt cheek and ball sack.... So finally you just grab it using toilet paper
Posted by cbi8
Nashville
Member since Mar 2012
6801 posts
Posted on 12/6/14 at 12:59 pm to
Kansas
Posted by JesusQuintana
St Louis
Member since Oct 2013
33366 posts
Posted on 12/6/14 at 12:59 pm to
Could you be any more jealous? Is it possible?
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51228 posts
Posted on 12/6/14 at 12:59 pm to
UAB
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
111495 posts
Posted on 12/6/14 at 12:59 pm to
Banging your mom.


Wait. No. I didn't like that more than Missouri. Tell her to stop calling.
Posted by Hillborn 22
K-Bay
Member since Mar 2014
864 posts
Posted on 12/6/14 at 1:00 pm to
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Alabama



This


Eta:
This post was edited on 12/6/14 at 1:01 pm
Posted by BugaPainTrain7
Oxford, MS
Member since Nov 2014
11567 posts
Posted on 12/6/14 at 1:00 pm to
quote:

Hardy_Har

Shut your state loving inbred mouth. Mizzou belongs in the SEC more than your dirt arse programs.
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 12/6/14 at 1:01 pm to
quote:

Missouri doesn't belong in the SEC


aTm makes all the sense in the world, but goddamn we might as well got Texas Tech or Pitt in terms of relevency as opposed to Mizzou.
Posted by VagueMessage
Fayetteville, AR
Member since Jun 2013
3901 posts
Posted on 12/6/14 at 1:01 pm to
The DMV.
arse pimples.
Nancy Grace.
Rush hour traffic.
Working on every major holiday.
Locking my keys in my car.

Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 12/6/14 at 1:02 pm to
quote:

When you are pooping and there's that last little ball that gets tangled up in your arse hair so you have to kinda rock back and forth to knock it loose but that just makes it slam against your butt cheek and ball sack.... So finally you just grab it using toilet paper


From now on I will refer to this as "Mizzoued myself"
Posted by TigernMS12
Member since Jan 2013
5530 posts
Posted on 12/6/14 at 1:03 pm to
Not bama
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