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How to Survive a SEC Rant Offseason
Posted on 12/5/14 at 12:44 pm
Posted on 12/5/14 at 12:44 pm
So.. this is my first offseason here on the Rant.
These threads are awful and completely uninteresting. I log in and want to be active but, man is it boring.
How do you guys survive the off season around here? I assume it will be a bit better when bowl games start but jeez.
These threads are awful and completely uninteresting. I log in and want to be active but, man is it boring.
How do you guys survive the off season around here? I assume it will be a bit better when bowl games start but jeez.
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Posted on 12/5/14 at 1:34 pm to Ancient Rome
Basically, your mind goes numb to it over time but it always hurts. I treat it as a gauntlet of sorts with the goal of surviving it. It's an endurance and strength test for your sanity and only the strong will make it through it without being reduced to flinging their own excrement at a padded wall.
Also, it helps if you make your own threads but with the offseason it's difficult to find interesting stuff in general.
Also, it helps if you make your own threads but with the offseason it's difficult to find interesting stuff in general.
Posted on 12/5/14 at 1:40 pm to Ancient Rome
You will start giving a shite about basketball and baseball just to have something to talk about.
Posted on 12/5/14 at 1:42 pm to Ancient Rome
I'll be honest the rant is barely readable anymore to me. it's one constant flamefest. I usually just check this board these days. The off-season rant is the only thing worse than the usual rant lol.
Posted on 12/5/14 at 3:54 pm to Ancient Rome
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How to Survive a SEC Rant Offseason
Be prepared to answer the same questions very week and dick measure every single thing about SEC school...even shite like libraries aren't off limits for rankings.
tRant is pretty bad right now...the offseason is exponentially worse.
Posted on 12/5/14 at 4:05 pm to Ancient Rome
Off Topic Board
Posted on 12/5/14 at 7:03 pm to Ancient Rome
guide to surviving SECrant threads in offseason:
Tenn fans: WR U threads, WR U threads everywhere
Uga fans: AUBARN CHEATS!1!1!1!1!1
Florida fans: When does it get warm enough to break out our jorts? Who cares I'm wearing them in 35 degree weather
Mizzou: WE RE NOT YANKEES WE SWEAR!!! Back to back east champs you all suck!
Vandy: at least it's basketball sea......I mean.......when does baseball season start?
South Carolina: spurrier likes to play golf, WHY DOESNT SABAN PLAY MOAR GOLFZZZZZ
Kentucky: thank God it's basketball season
MSU: LORD MERYLINS IS FINDIN DEM DIAMONDS IN THE RUFFZZZZZ. GTHTSUN WHEWWWWWWWWWW. Now where's ma God damn chaw
Ole Miss: We took the egg, now we takin dey croots. Murry Flipmas yalllllllll
LSU: HEY MICHIGAN, yea you! Yall see this coach we have? He's like really good, yall should really hire him. Like For realz do
p.s. DESE GOD DAMN MOTHER frickING count arse GUMPS WITH THE frickING SEC OFFICES IN MOTHER frickING BIRMINGHAM ARE SO frickING GOD DAMN UNFAIR. HATE THOSE frickERS AND KATIE PERRY SO GOD DAMN MUCH
Hey a corn dog
AUBURN: I hope our crootin budget has been built back up, as shitty as the last one played last year this next better not cost no damn $180,000. Also, BOOM IZ THE BEST DC EVARRRRRR
Arky: his name is Bret and HES NOT THAT FAT DAMMIT. LOOK AT HIS WIFE!!!! SHES TOTALLY NOT A GOLD DIGGER!!!!!!1111.
17-0
TAMU: Johnny "football" Manziel. Kenny "Thrill" Hill. Kevin "no defense" Sumlin. Also, we really don't care that Texas won't play us, their in the past. NO FOR REALZZZZ GUYZZ WE DONT CARE. WE DONT OBSESS OVER THEM LIKE AN EX GF OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
Where's my jizz jar, I need to let out some stress.
Alabama: another year, another natty title, another leak in the roof of my double wide, another domestic violence charge
Where's my Spike D 40 or whatever, I need to let out some stress
Think that about covers it
Tenn fans: WR U threads, WR U threads everywhere
Uga fans: AUBARN CHEATS!1!1!1!1!1
Florida fans: When does it get warm enough to break out our jorts? Who cares I'm wearing them in 35 degree weather
Mizzou: WE RE NOT YANKEES WE SWEAR!!! Back to back east champs you all suck!
Vandy: at least it's basketball sea......I mean.......when does baseball season start?
South Carolina: spurrier likes to play golf, WHY DOESNT SABAN PLAY MOAR GOLFZZZZZ
Kentucky: thank God it's basketball season
MSU: LORD MERYLINS IS FINDIN DEM DIAMONDS IN THE RUFFZZZZZ. GTHTSUN WHEWWWWWWWWWW. Now where's ma God damn chaw
Ole Miss: We took the egg, now we takin dey croots. Murry Flipmas yalllllllll
LSU: HEY MICHIGAN, yea you! Yall see this coach we have? He's like really good, yall should really hire him. Like For realz do
p.s. DESE GOD DAMN MOTHER frickING count arse GUMPS WITH THE frickING SEC OFFICES IN MOTHER frickING BIRMINGHAM ARE SO frickING GOD DAMN UNFAIR. HATE THOSE frickERS AND KATIE PERRY SO GOD DAMN MUCH
Hey a corn dog
AUBURN: I hope our crootin budget has been built back up, as shitty as the last one played last year this next better not cost no damn $180,000. Also, BOOM IZ THE BEST DC EVARRRRRR
Arky: his name is Bret and HES NOT THAT FAT DAMMIT. LOOK AT HIS WIFE!!!! SHES TOTALLY NOT A GOLD DIGGER!!!!!!1111.
17-0
TAMU: Johnny "football" Manziel. Kenny "Thrill" Hill. Kevin "no defense" Sumlin. Also, we really don't care that Texas won't play us, their in the past. NO FOR REALZZZZ GUYZZ WE DONT CARE. WE DONT OBSESS OVER THEM LIKE AN EX GF OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
Where's my jizz jar, I need to let out some stress.
Alabama: another year, another natty title, another leak in the roof of my double wide, another domestic violence charge
Where's my Spike D 40 or whatever, I need to let out some stress
Think that about covers it
Posted on 12/6/14 at 1:02 am to Wishnitwas1998
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Wishnitwas1998
ROFL
Posted on 12/6/14 at 8:27 am to Ancient Rome
I post on the gaming and movie/tv board.
Posted on 12/6/14 at 9:19 am to Wishnitwas1998
quote:But AU does cheat
Uga fans: AUBARN CHEATS!1!1!1!1!1
Posted on 12/6/14 at 9:25 am to Porter Osborne Jr
Of course they do, there was a lot of true things in my post. Are you trying to say we aren't WR U?
CRANK UP THE THREADS BOYS!!!!
CRANK UP THE THREADS BOYS!!!!
Posted on 12/6/14 at 9:26 am to DoUrden
If anyone is curious the coaching changes board is where all the fun is, enjoy it while it lasts
Posted on 12/6/14 at 9:32 am to Wishnitwas1998
quote:Not sure about WRU but you guys have been recruiting some damn good WRs the past 5-6 years that I would love to have at UGA.
Of course they do, there was a lot of true things in my post. Are you trying to say we aren't WR U?
Posted on 12/6/14 at 10:06 am to Porter Osborne Jr
We ll trade you some WRs for some O line men, we re desperate so you ought to be able to get a tremendous deal
Posted on 12/6/14 at 10:06 am to Wishnitwas1998
Go ahead and take a look at our roster. I think we can make something work.
Posted on 12/6/14 at 10:41 am to Porter Osborne Jr
Porter, I offer you your choice between Jason Croom and Von Pearson for John Theus. I might consider throwing in a DB depending on the counter offer.
Posted on 12/6/14 at 10:47 am to NorthGAVol
I'm gonna need a little more than that for a 3 year starter. Especially for a left tackle.
Posted on 12/6/14 at 10:51 am to Porter Osborne Jr
True
North? I would hate to lose him but it would be worth it for a top LT
North? I would hate to lose him but it would be worth it for a top LT
Posted on 12/6/14 at 10:53 am to NorthGAVol
I would make that trade.
Posted on 12/6/14 at 10:58 am to Porter Osborne Jr
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