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OFFICIAL: '14-'15 UGA Players Suspended/Leave during the Off Season Thread

Posted on 12/4/14 at 3:58 pm
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 3:58 pm
Welcome to the 3rd Annual 'How many UGA Players Suspended/Leave during the Off Season Thread'!!!!

The Off Season is almost here! You know what that means! UGA players will be suspended or, "encouraged to leave." It happens every year, but will this year be different, will Mark Richt finally get control, can Pruitt turn these jailhouse dogs around?!?! .......... probably not.





First, I'd like to recognize our Current Champion, TiptonInSC
TiptonInSC correctly picked the number of suspensions and INCREDIBLY picked 5 of the 6 infractions.
TiptonInSC's 2014 picks:
6 Total
2 Assault, 1 Drug, 3 Team Violations

TiptonInSC joined '13='14 Champion, Mr.Sinister in the Bulldog Lampoon'rs Club. While the Bulldog Lampoon'rs Club appreciates the mockery of UGA athletics, we do not support the active collusion to ensure violations by UGA players.



OFFICIAL RULES
Guess how many UGA Football Players will be Suspended or Leave the program b/w 12/11/14 and the beginning of the '15 Football Season.

Ties will be broken by also guessing what the infractions will be that led to their suspension/departure.
(i.e. 6 total. 3 for Drug Policy Violations, 1 for Assault, 2 for Animal Husbandry (buggery).)

All estimates must be made before 12 a.m., December 11, 2014 for the prize, but feel free to post later if you want to project for fun.
You can also edit your submission up to that Dec. 11th deadline.

NOTES
All team violations count, whether they are disclosed publicly/officially or not.
All grade issues count.
The players who already left before today or infractions before today do not count

CockInYourEar Productions is proud to produce the 3rd Annual How many UGA Players Suspended/Leave during the Off Season Thread for your entertainment.

LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!!



The final tally is in. In an astonishing turn of events, only player, Isaiah McKenzie, was known to be suspended or dismissed from the team for disciplinary reasons following the end of the Reg Season. That is a drastic change from Richt's 10 year average.

Mark Richt just might be getting control of uga football.

The posters with the closest guesses were:

Prettyboy Floyd
1
Staring at some dudes boner

and

dawg4lyfe
1
Brice Ramsey gets suspended for 1 game for yelling frick her right in the pussy during Richt's bible study.

The reason for the suspension was never publicly acknowledged by the staff, but the common rumor is that he missed 'mandatory' tutoring sessions.

Therefore, it is more presumable that he was "staring at some dude's boner" and he wasn't at the bible tutoring session in the first place, to yell "frick her right in the pussy."

Hence, PRETTYBOY FLOYD IS THE 14-'15 UGA Players Suspended/Leave during the Off Season Thread CHAMPION


Congratulations PrettyBoy! Your low bid won the contest!
This post was edited on 9/7/15 at 5:23 pm
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 4:08 pm to
List of tPOS's as of 12/28/14

Isaiah McKenzie - Team Rules Suspended for Bowl Game.
This post was edited on 12/28/14 at 1:52 pm
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 4:08 pm to
https://www.secrant.com/rant/p/54267054/how-many-uga-players-will-be-suspended-leave-during-the-off-season-closed/

Link to the SECr thread where non-board members could guess.

This post was edited on 12/11/14 at 8:28 am
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 4:13 pm to
We are doing this earlier than last year. The 12/11/14 deadline is their 1st date of final exams, so some of those guys might be done that day.

Also, UGA football player involved in a strip club brawl just happened, so we can see they're just heating up for a great run this year.
Posted by Cockopotamus
Member since Jan 2013
15737 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 4:17 pm to
7

2 assualt
1 burglary
2 drugs
2 grades

Posted by TiptonInSC
Aiken, SC
Member since Dec 2012
18899 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 4:18 pm to
CIYE

7 total violations

2 grades
2 alcohol
2 team violations/undisclosed
1 assault
This post was edited on 12/4/14 at 4:23 pm
Posted by Loathor
Columbia, SC
Member since Jun 2012
2369 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 4:18 pm to
Very early this year...

I'm going to go with 8.

3 grade/school related issues, 2 assault related (one naughty by nature), 2 drug/alcohol abuse, and 1 "team rules" violation.

Going to be a tame year in Athens, IMO... comparatively...
This post was edited on 12/4/14 at 4:23 pm
Posted by Loathor
Columbia, SC
Member since Jun 2012
2369 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 4:21 pm to
quote:

Also, UGA football player involved in a strip club brawl just happened, so we can see they're just heating up for a great run this year.


Sounds like the Dawg was being a right gentleman, actually. So he might be asked to leave the team for being too upstanding? Can't sully the rep of his fellow players!!
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 4:26 pm to
quote:

Sounds like the Dawg was being a right gentleman, actually. So he might be asked to leave the team for being too upstanding? Can't sully the rep of his fellow players!!


shhhh, that doesn't fit my narrative. He was actually trying to do the right thing, but he was also drinking at a strip club at late night on a weeknight, so he could be setting himself up for a run this off season.
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 4:28 pm to
I would like to RA this for a temporary sticky until the deadline, as long as JimMorrison doesn't object. I know he hates him some stickies.
Posted by Mr.Sinister
South Carolina
Member since Dec 2012
4956 posts
Posted on 12/7/14 at 12:24 pm to
6 infractions

3 drugs
2 grades
1 assault/sexual type of deal


Think the early warning shot gets the coaches to run some reminders by the players....
Things chill for holidays, spring break CMR loses control.
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 12/9/14 at 6:38 am to
2 Day Left

All estimates must be made before 12 a.m., December 11, 2014
Posted by atlgamecockman
Washington, DC
Member since Dec 2012
3822 posts
Posted on 12/9/14 at 12:35 pm to
Going with 8 as well.

3 drugs
3 team rules
2 grades
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 12/9/14 at 9:30 pm to
7 Total

2 Grades
2 Drugs
1 Theft/Larceny
1 Assault
1 DUI/Alcohol related incident
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:16 am to
Less than 18 hours left, please make sure to submit your estimate before midnight tonight.
Posted by Loathor
Columbia, SC
Member since Jun 2012
2369 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 10:48 am to
quote:

Less than 18 hours left, please make sure to submit your estimate before midnight tonight.


I think the early start and limited window might actually hurt our game this year...
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 11:02 am to
quote:

I think the early start and limited window might actually hurt our game this year...


I thought about that. Last year there were some people who rarely or never post on the SC Board, who wanted to post in that thread, so I opened this up to the SECr, to give them an opportunity to do so. I made a thread over there. At least this way, nobody will be able to say they didn't have the chance to guess.

I started this earlier b/c we missed some opportunities for Winter Break last year, and I think there's a high chance this year that some players are going to go ham before their bowl game.

I'll look at that thread tomorrow and post people's guesses in this thread.
This post was edited on 12/10/14 at 11:03 am
Posted by tween the hedges
Member since Feb 2012
20238 posts
Posted on 12/11/14 at 12:33 am to
0

Richt gains control
Posted by theGarnetWay
Washington, D.C.
Member since Mar 2010
25846 posts
Posted on 12/11/14 at 1:36 am to
quote:

0


Richt has lost control of sense of reality.
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 12/11/14 at 8:31 am to
quote:

0

Richt gains control



haha, no shot. Seriously, you posted this after midnight, you're out for the prize/title, but who knows, you may be right in the end
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