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Meltdown time, rivalry week edition

Posted on 12/2/14 at 9:05 am
Posted by Bamad
Calera, AL
Member since May 2010
5206 posts
Posted on 12/2/14 at 9:05 am
Melt Here


quote:

Being a Dawg fan is like being married to a drug addict. You think she's turned the corner, then craps all over Thanksgiving dinner


quote:

EAT A GIANT BAG OF shite-COVERED DICKS, ELLIS.









NSIAP
Posted by UAFanFromNOLA
NOLA
Member since Dec 2011
4882 posts
Posted on 12/2/14 at 9:05 am to
This is where I parked my car.
Posted by JCinBAMA
North of Huntsville
Member since Oct 2009
17582 posts
Posted on 12/2/14 at 9:08 am to
This guy was wasted.


quote:

frick that shite, i am trying my hardest to type corectly while being completely fricked up drunk. We had this game but fricking ellis hhjohnsone decided tthat is was not a good fricking idea to guard the oONLY frickING PLAYER on their tiam that is wotrth as shite. frick i am meling harcc ore. giv me my sig so ican sleep and pbe picssed off tomorrwo aand get over it. frick you alabama hgire a new DC




quote:

frick you Ellis.
frick you Garner.
frick you "Cheese".
frick you Smith.
frick you Auburn
And LSU
And Tennessee too.
This post was edited on 12/2/14 at 9:15 am
Posted by flyAU
Scottsdale
Member since Dec 2010
24845 posts
Posted on 12/2/14 at 9:09 am to
Pretty sure you could have heard the Ellis quote even during games that we won. There have to be better quotes.

ETA: JC's is much better
This post was edited on 12/2/14 at 9:10 am
Posted by Bamad
Calera, AL
Member since May 2010
5206 posts
Posted on 12/2/14 at 9:10 am to
There is, I just found that one to be particularly funny this morning.
Posted by Crimson Legend
Mount St Gumpus
Member since Nov 2004
15478 posts
Posted on 12/2/14 at 9:17 am to
This one is so epic:

"The last Thanksgiving I felt this terrible was the Thanksgiving I saw my mom naked - and still fapped."
Posted by iliketurtles
Member since Aug 2014
147 posts
Posted on 12/2/14 at 9:28 am to
quote:

EAT A GIANT BAG OF shite-COVERED DICKS, ELLIS.

You really think this unoriginal line is funny?
Posted by Bamad
Calera, AL
Member since May 2010
5206 posts
Posted on 12/2/14 at 9:42 am to
quote:

You really think this unoriginal line is funny?



You really think I didn't already acknowledge that it isn't compared to the rest, but it stood out when I was putting examples on the OP?

Get the stick out of your arse.
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