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"Best" thing you heard at the family gathering?
Posted on 11/30/14 at 5:08 pm
Posted on 11/30/14 at 5:08 pm
You can define best however you would like.
Mine was lil man has started repeating things he hears now at not good times. Watching the Cowboys Thursday I drop "Son of a bitch" while complaining about the vaunted Dallas defense. No more than 3 minutes later mama calls his name and his response is "summabish".
Funny now, then not so much.
Mine was lil man has started repeating things he hears now at not good times. Watching the Cowboys Thursday I drop "Son of a bitch" while complaining about the vaunted Dallas defense. No more than 3 minutes later mama calls his name and his response is "summabish".
Funny now, then not so much.
This post was edited on 11/30/14 at 5:09 pm
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Posted on 11/30/14 at 5:15 pm to sms151t
My then-4 year old sister telling my Mom how to operate her iPhone 
Posted on 11/30/14 at 5:20 pm to TbirdSpur2010
I would think the 4 yr old was probably pretty accurate tho
#tejanotechnologyminds
#tejanotechnologyminds
Posted on 11/30/14 at 5:22 pm to sms151t
Little sis' instructions were on point. Mom meekly followed her commands and achieved desired results
Posted on 11/30/14 at 5:24 pm to TbirdSpur2010
Teammate Killer Community College and Tv Repair VoTech smarts huh?
JJ's broke the shillelagh off in C's arse today I noticed
JJ's broke the shillelagh off in C's arse today I noticed
This post was edited on 11/30/14 at 5:25 pm
Posted on 11/30/14 at 5:25 pm to sms151t
State is going to treat Ole Miss like a Jameis Winston Friday night.
Said by me
Said by me
Posted on 11/30/14 at 5:30 pm to sms151t
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JJ's broke the shillelagh off in C's arse today I noticed
Lost just enough at the start of the year to get that pesky "defending champs" spotlight off us and slip under the radar, now quietly reassembling the terror of the West once again. Per par.
Oh, and Frenchie McWonderbutt casually adds range to his game this season because he was bored and felt like it.
Ho hum.
Posted on 11/30/14 at 5:33 pm to TbirdSpur2010
Mama's uncle had a great comment about the wannabe Lassie
During LSU game they had that story about R7 getting shipped to the kennel
His response was "she ain't the worst bitch in Texas no more".
During LSU game they had that story about R7 getting shipped to the kennel
His response was "she ain't the worst bitch in Texas no more".
This post was edited on 11/30/14 at 5:34 pm
Posted on 11/30/14 at 5:33 pm to sms151t
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"Best" thing you heard at the family gathering?
I will meet you in the closet in 10 mins... Be ready...
Posted on 11/30/14 at 5:35 pm to sms151t
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Mama's uncle had a great comment about the wannabe Lassie
You have this backwards, old sport.
Lassie wears Reveille pajamas to bed
Posted on 11/30/14 at 5:38 pm to TbirdSpur2010
It goes like this
Chuck Norris
Mike
Shasta
Yosemite Sam
UGA
Bully even with the mange
Fake Lassie
Western Sizzling logo
Chuck Norris
Mike
Shasta
Yosemite Sam
UGA
Bully even with the mange
Fake Lassie
Western Sizzling logo
Posted on 11/30/14 at 5:40 pm to sms151t
You got that raggedy arse list from the bell ringer outside WallyWorld, didn't you?
I told you to avoid those shady palm trees
I told you to avoid those shady palm trees
Posted on 11/30/14 at 5:55 pm to TbirdSpur2010
No from the greatness that is Taco Cabana fan poll and the North American Polka and Organ Grinder Players Association and Symposium Milwaukee/Sheboygan office
Plus the WallyWorld guy was taken into custody for groping a sow
Plus the WallyWorld guy was taken into custody for groping a sow
This post was edited on 11/30/14 at 5:58 pm
Posted on 11/30/14 at 5:58 pm to sms151t
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the greatness that is Taco Cabana fan poll
I respect this poll.
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the North American Polka and Organ Grinder Players Association and Symposium Milwaukee/Sheboygan office
I'm cool with Milwaukee (salt of the earth), but Sheboyganers are a suspect group, per tArk's last 4 Intel sweeps.
Posted on 11/30/14 at 6:01 pm to TbirdSpur2010
I respect TC more than the AP since it voted Tortilla Tosser U national champs in football
For having the ugliest cheerleaders
For having the ugliest cheerleaders
This post was edited on 11/30/14 at 6:02 pm
Posted on 11/30/14 at 6:04 pm to sms151t
TC voted for TTU?
I call shenanigans.
And also for a couple of tortillas to be thrown my way. Ya boi is starving for some decent Tex-Mex up here
I call shenanigans.
And also for a couple of tortillas to be thrown my way. Ya boi is starving for some decent Tex-Mex up here
Posted on 11/30/14 at 6:09 pm to sms151t
Sister in law: That's not the right hole Tom
Me: Oh it's the right hole and I'm not Tom
Me: Oh it's the right hole and I'm not Tom
Posted on 11/30/14 at 6:16 pm to sms151t
My grandmother talking about not wanting Tennessee to get the Liberty Bowl because she wouldnt want to go to a city filled with "the blacks"
Posted on 11/30/14 at 7:13 pm to Supravol22
my 27 year old cousin getting railed in the next rom by the booty call she brought over while the entire family was at the house lol. hoe go hoe
Posted on 11/30/14 at 8:15 pm to sms151t
Me, my dad and my cousin always have a good time telling jokes that completely go over my uncle's head.
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