Rather than continuing to be a UGA football fan

maybe 2 or 3 Saturdays a year, during football season, I'll just wake up and stab myself in the nuts with an ice pick. It'll save me time and money. Then I can come on here and just talk about how much it hurts to get stabbed in the nuts with an ice pick, and how much I wish it didn't hurt to get stabbed in the nuts with an ice pick. And in the offseason I can hope this year I don't stab myself in the nuts with an ice pick, knowing full well that I probably will. But I sure have more time and money on my hands. And there's no emoticon of a person stabbing himself in the nuts with an ice pick, so.................