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Rules for Arkansas Fans Visiting the ZOU

Posted on 11/27/14 at 12:38 pm
Posted by TigerNick23
Member since Dec 2013
2326 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 12:38 pm
Rule #1: RSVP All Georgia fans, and tell them to bring their 20,000 to the T.V. sets so they can watch Mizzou clinch the East, storm the field, and take their spot in Atlanta.

Rule#2: Don't come! Should you decide to come find a rock on the hill, all seats have been reserved for fans wearing primarily black, or possibly gold on this day.

Rule #3: Don't enter The Zou until senior day festivities have concluded, Be respectful to your overlords, much appreciated!


Rule #4: Tailgating will start early, we fixin to eat Thanksgiving leftovers, roasted pigs, and eventually your opposing QB. We will not share our leftovers with anyone so tell Bert to come prepared to cook his own shite.

Rule#5: In anticipation of our championship celebration (i.e. Field Storming, Possible burning) I suggest any remaining Arkansas fans GTFO in a hurry because we fixin to party all the way Atlanta! If you want to finish witnessing the eventual SEC champions celebrate we will be understanding as this has never happened for Arkansas.






Posted by jbond
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2012
4938 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 12:41 pm to
Do you know what RSVP means?
Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
42346 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 12:41 pm to
Posted by WildcatMike
Lexington, KY
Member since Dec 2005
41524 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 12:41 pm to
Rushing the field for the return trip to the Cotton Bowl?
Posted by happyhappyjoyjoy
Packer/Suns fan too
Member since Apr 2011
2947 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 12:42 pm to
you spent time writing that?
Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
42346 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 12:43 pm to
quote:

Rushing the field for the return trip to the Cotton Bowl?


Not the cotton bowl.
Posted by WildcatMike
Lexington, KY
Member since Dec 2005
41524 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 12:44 pm to
I think Nick got the 20k UGA fans mixed up with the suppose 20k Mizzou fans that were to invade Neyland.
This post was edited on 11/27/14 at 12:45 pm
Posted by jbond
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2012
4938 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 12:44 pm to
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you spent time writing that?

A lot of time, and he should be embarrassed. He probably won't feel that though-- they're a shameless bunch, as evidenced by them storming the field against a team they're ranked higher than.
Posted by TigerNick23
Member since Dec 2013
2326 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 12:50 pm to
Please don't remind any Arkansas fans of the cotton bowl, Tony Temple could still be running.

If chaos occurs we will prepare for our trip to the first College Football Playoff. However, in the event chaos doesn't occur we will be more than happy to take our spot in the Fiesta Bowl, or Peach Bowl, while using the Capital One Bowl, Citrus Bowl, and Cotton Bowl as potential fallback options in a reloading season
Posted by AirRaidTT
Grapevine, TX
Member since May 2008
2683 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 12:51 pm to
Arky is going to beat the frick out of you
Posted by TigerNick23
Member since Dec 2013
2326 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 12:51 pm to
Sorry for Partying, Mizzou will be the first to storm the field after our SEC championship title
Posted by Mizzoufan26
Vacaville CA
Member since Sep 2012
17206 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 12:52 pm to
quote:

I think Nick got the 20k UGA fans mixed up with the suppose 20k Mizzou fans that were to invade Neyland.


Yeah, let's make the journey to see our team destroy a 5-5 tennessee team... No thanks, we had rioting to prepare for
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69895 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 12:53 pm to
Posted by TigerNick23
Member since Dec 2013
2326 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 12:53 pm to



Not everyone has the QB situation LSU does. Also our defense is better than LSU defense
Posted by jbond
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2012
4938 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 12:53 pm to
quote:

If chaos occurs we will prepare for our trip to the first College Football Playoff


Your shot at that ended with this.




Not even Joker or Bane levels of chaos could result in Mizzou entering the playoff picture.
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
19232 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 12:54 pm to
quote:

Arky is going to beat the frick out of you


I'm sorry for your loss.

But Missouri is not one dimension like LSU.
Posted by Sarcastro
Member since May 2012
1370 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 12:55 pm to
Indiana? You don't say. Tell me more.
Posted by jbond
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2012
4938 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 12:56 pm to
If, through some miraculous turn of events, Mizzou somehow downs the Hogs, all that awaits them in Atlanta is more of this:



I ask that your fans refrain from rioting if this does occur.
Posted by AirRaidTT
Grapevine, TX
Member since May 2008
2683 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 1:02 pm to
quote:

Also our defense is better than LSU defense


A) Nope

B) Your response was irrelevant to my feelings that Arky will beat the frick out of you
Posted by TigerNick23
Member since Dec 2013
2326 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 1:03 pm to
Mizzou has officially taken the title of D-Line U away from LSU


Mizzou has also taken the title of DB-U from LSU


#ZOU NO FLY ZONE # D-LINE ZOU # NFL FIRST ROUND DRAFT PICK
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