Egg Bowl / Miss State Hate Week

101 Reasons Why Ole Miss Fans Hate Mississippi State

1. They’re Mississippi State.
2. Dak Prescott.
3. Dan Mullen.
4. Foul mouth Rick.
5. The term O.M.A.H.A.
6. Brett Favre’s nephew went to school there.
7. Cowbells.
8. They don’t know if they’re a bulldog or cow.
9. Their jokes are always three months old.
10. They say things like, “dude, Ole Miss always cheats.”
11. They steal phrases. (“TSUN” and “Hail”)
12. Obesity.
13. Jackie Sherrill.
14. They’re more focused on Ole Miss Sports than Mississippi State Sports.
15. They think The Immaculate Deflection was an Illuminati conspiracy.
16. They live in the past.
17. The color maroon.
18. CLANGA! CLANGA!
19. Their attendance records are put on t’shirts.
20. Their renovations in David Wade Stadium involves couch seating.
21. They always think their teams are national championship contenders.
22. Scientology.
23. Bad breath.
24. Baseball players who expose their chest in the dugout.
25. The 1985 Houston Astro jersey replicas.
26. They think Mississippi is their state.
27. Billboards are a major attraction in Starkville.
28. They refer to Starkville as Stark Vegas.
29. Highway 82 is a POS.
30. They think every football player that comes through Starkville is a Heismen Trophy candidate.
31. They think @EMsStTE on Twitter is a MSU fan page.
32. Copying the grove (the junction).
33. Starting fights before football games.
34. Copying the walk of champions (dog walk).
35. Their players have farm related nicknames.(Pig/Porkchop)
36. The best academics product produced by the university is cheese.
37. Students still wear wranglers and roper boots.
38. MSU fans constantly talk about how they don’t talk about Ole Miss.
39. MSU has lost over 60 times to Ole Miss in the Egg Bowl (won 41 times), but they don’t think they will ever lose again.
40. MSU fans wear camo more than the schools colors.
41. Best restaurant in Starkville is Applebee’s.
42. The most obnoxious fan base to never won a national championship in any sport.
43. They act like all their players are angels.
44. They abbreviate everything.
45. They really think they can beat Ole Miss every year, no matter their win record before.
46. Excuses plague their fan base.
47. They don’t talk in public.
48. They don’t drink.
49. They’re trollers.
50. Bully is name of their mascot.
51. They don’t know how to count.
52. They’re Mississippi State.
53. None of their current coaches are from the south.
54. The cowbell is their only authentic tradition.
55. Half of their fan base is both an Ole Miss and Mississippi State fan.
56. Their forums are trash.
57. They can’t spell (“whenning”).
58. They get pissy when their recruits flip to Ole Miss.
59. They go through more uniform changes than Oregon.
60. Every Mississippi State fan that is reading this is saying, “Ole Miss does the same shite.”
61. They’re more worried about what Ole Miss is doing in the postseason when they are sitting at home.
62. They’re the first to criticize towns of opposing teams.
63. Southern Miss is their 2nd rival.
64. The tailgating area at Ole Miss is the Grove, a field of beautiful grove tree orchards. The tailgating area at Mississippi State is the Junction, a parking lot.
65. Their fight chant is uncreative. You simply yell, “maroon!, white!”
66. Their school color maroon is one of the least appealing colors available to the human eye, it looks like a less-than-palatable mixture of period blood and shite mixed together.
67. Their feelings get hurt when LSU is referred as a rival to Ole Miss.
68. They always refer Ole Miss as a racist university, but didn’t admit minorities and women until 48 years after Ole Miss started admitting both.
69. They think they’re smart.
70. The Bulldog Deli is filthy.
71. State fans believe their win records do not date back past the year 2007.
72. WE HATE STATE SO MUCH WE WERE WEARING OKLAHOMA STATE AND UCLA T’SHIRTS LAST YEAR.
73. Dan Mullen looks like Randy Quaid.
74. They’re cry babies and snitches.
75. Rafael Palmeiro used his Viagra commercial pay to build a bad arse work-out facility for them.
76. Two years ago, when they started the football season 7-0, they really thought they were going to the Sugar Bowl.
77. Matt Wyatt.
78. They think their baseball program was formed by God, but He has never allowed them to obtain a national championship.
79. They brag about going to the College World Series more than Ole Miss, but have a 10-18 record in Omaha.
80. Their marching band only knows one song.
81. Mario Austin.
82. Walter Sharpe.
83. We hate the State fan that actually tattooed “Go to Hell Ole Miss” on their belly. The H looks like an M.
84. They insult top talented recruits by sending them offers in the mail written in crayon.
85. Number 84 really happened.
86. Their football coach is obnoxious.
87. His wife is obnoxious.
88. Their kids are obnoxious.
89. They laugh at Ole Miss when something happens to Ole Miss, but are quiet when the same thing happens to them. Happens all the time.
90. OMFG. Eric Moulds. Where is he now?
91. They use to call themselves A&M.
92. They talk about an Egg Bowl win in football after losing a game in a baseball season.
93. They think Ole Miss pays its players.
94. Sylvester Croom.
95. Adult MSU fans yell at Ole Miss fans’ kids.
96. They will pay more attention to an Ole Miss loss than a MSU win.
97. They host family reunions at sporting events.
98. They can’t put championship banners up in their stadiums, so they put up attendance records instead.
99. Jackson, MS loses property value for being two hours away from Starkville.
100. They misspell the word “dog”. Intentionally.
101. Their fans stick around for days in Oxford when their team plays Ole Miss on the road.

Wow that's a big list

That is how come Matt on HeadtoHead Radio loves doing the Land Bank Ad every day.

That list is embarrassing

Square is full of bands with a craft show feel.. Walk around listen to music drink.. I prefer bulldog bash honestly.. I think double decker is overrated

Last time I went it was the same weekend as Sigma Nu's crawfish shindig, not sure if they line up every year but I had a blast.

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