Reading through Red Cup Rebellion

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? I typed this shite last night. I don't give a shite about that school. But the people there are fricking awful. Dan Mullen – Dude is a little bitch. frick him. How dare a damn yankee from Pennsylvania come into my state and tell half the population that they are from "up North." Seriously, frick that dude. I hope he’s fricking reading this right now. Dan, you’re a goddamn piece of shite that simply got lucky recruiting one guy. If you hadn’t stumbled across that no name fullback in Louisiana, this season would have been just another "6 or 7 win, we’re barely bowl eligible so let’s make Ole Miss is our Superbowl" type of year. And guess what? When that quarterback leaves, you’ll be back to those same old shitty years like the last 5 have been. frick you, Dan. Also, you’re wife looks like a goddamn horse with those gigantic arse teeth. Obviously, Dan has never had a proper blowjob from his wife because those damn donkey teeth would have ripped his dick off. You can’t trust a man without a dick. Go to hell, Dan. Dylan Day – I wish I could run into this guy in a dark alley. I would beat the absolute shite out of him. Want to know why? Because he’s a bitch just like his coach. This is a guy who stomps on people when they’re down and then claims that it was an accident. You know what that makes you, Dylan? A fricking coward. Not only do you take cheap shots on people, you also don’t have the balls to admit that you did it. That makes you a little bitch. You aren’t good enough to actually play on the SEC level so you resort to cheap shots against players who are better than you. frick you. And frick anyone who says "But he’s a good kid!" Obviously, he’s not. This is as good as it gets for you, Dylan. After you graduate, you’ll go back to live with your trashy, meth-head parents until your teeth rot out and you die. You’ll never have a proper job because nobody hires fat fricktards with tattoo sleeves. Enjoy shoveling gravel for the county the rest of your life, bitch. Dak Prescott – Okay, I’ll admit that you’re a pretty good football player, but I don’t give a damn about your dead mother. Guess what? You aren’t special. Everyone loses someone close to them at some point in life. It’s absolutely disgusting that you and your school have used your dead mother as a marketing tool. We’ve all lost loved ones, but you don’t see us going on national TV talking about it. You know why you have to use that as a marketing tool? Because you’re the poor man’s version of Tim Tebow. And just like him, you’ll suck in the NFL. You’ll be reduced to being a guest sports star on the local TV station and making appearances on state radio stations from time to time. Enjoy that shithole of a life. frick you, Dak. The Fans – Go frick yourselves. Every single year during Egg Bowl week you prove that you are absolutely the worst fans in college football. You care more about beating your rival than you do about winning the SEC West or the national championship. The entirety of your school’s "traditions" come from the fact that a damn cow roaming onto your field 100 years ago. That’s not something to be fricking proud of. You’re colors resemble a mixture of shite and mud. Literally, there’s a high school in every county of Mississippi that has that color scheme. It’s not special. And you ring a bunch damn bells for 3 hours every Saturday. Those aren’t traditions. They’re just annoying as hell. The entire fricking country looks down on you and cringes at your "traditions." They hate you. We hate you. And you represent the worst of Mississippi. frick you.

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