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Posted on 11/23/14 at 1:05 pm to TigerNick23
Its too cold for tigers that far north.
Posted on 11/23/14 at 1:06 pm to blacknblu
Rocks and seats are available, but you may want to leave your women at home. I don't think either can withstand that kind of stress.
Posted on 11/23/14 at 1:08 pm to wmr
Not for Siberian Tigers, they love the winter 
Posted on 11/23/14 at 1:14 pm to TigerNick23
Well, we'll just give the 6 year old a few diapers for the 2 year old (strangers usually give them food) and let them run around the track during the game. I think your field design is genius!
Posted on 11/23/14 at 1:15 pm to Hardy_Har
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The stadium already smells like old fish so you might as well pretend you're sitting on a spillway.
Posted on 11/23/14 at 1:25 pm to BamainbigD
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I will jam one of those rocks straight up your arse.
That is not very polite.
No one ever says "northern hospitality."
Posted on 11/23/14 at 1:26 pm to Ray Penpillage
Southern "hospitality" is a facade.
Posted on 11/23/14 at 1:32 pm to Latarian
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do you need us to have a Walton write you a check for actual seats?
Considering the Mizzou alum's foundation that wrote the check for your football stadium, it's the least you could do.
Thanks for naming it after him too, it's a classy move.
Posted on 11/23/14 at 1:36 pm to Mizzeaux
damn, Donnie opted to help us build a fancy stadium meanwhile left you all with Farret? that must hurt your pride.
Posted on 11/23/14 at 1:37 pm to Latarian
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damn, Donnie opted to help us build a fancy stadium meanwhile left you all with Farret? that must hurt your pride.
He's helped out plenty in ole Columbia.
If we're talking about pride, how does it feel to know everything good about NWA came from Mizzou folks? It's almost like we're your daddy I'd guess.
Posted on 11/23/14 at 1:45 pm to Mizzeaux
folks had to come to NWA to make millions, er, billions. I don't blame them, prettier country than Central MO.
Posted on 11/23/14 at 1:47 pm to Latarian
Snow, corn and entrepreneurship don't mix.
Posted on 11/23/14 at 1:57 pm to wmr
Damn, this Battle Line stuff is intense! Doesn't feel forced or contrived at all!
Arky's stadium is super duper fancy. No doubt. Easily top 5 in the country!
Arky's stadium is super duper fancy. No doubt. Easily top 5 in the country!
Posted on 11/23/14 at 2:03 pm to Mizzeaux
When will one of your donors write the check to finish the building that has had the columns standing bare for a while?
Posted on 11/23/14 at 2:03 pm to DaleDenton
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When will one of your donors write the check to finish the building that has had the columns standing bare for a while?
Those columns stand for me, and for you.
Those columns stand for Mizzou.
Posted on 11/23/14 at 2:10 pm to Mizzeaux
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It's almost like we're your daddy I'd guess
No. You must be shite at algebra. In this equation we're like half brothers. Our Daddy is ole D.W and it's obvious he thought your mother was the best homemaker so he married her. Never liked the ugly trick, but he was forced to stay with you and her.
The whole time you thought he really loved you...he was with us and our mom going all P-Diddy buying up everything in sight.
You're the child he was forced to love
We're the child he chose to love
Posted on 11/23/14 at 2:13 pm to hebronhog42
I don't even know what you're saying here.
So, nice sail?
So, nice sail?
Posted on 11/23/14 at 2:16 pm to BluegrassBelle
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Well that's not very nice. And kind of against the SECRant Guidelines.
It was an "if" "then" sort of statement, technically not a threat right?
Posted on 11/23/14 at 2:19 pm to Mizzeaux
The point was in plain English. I guess that's why dad never really liked you.
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