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What kind of drinks (alcohol) do Vol fans prefer? Beer, Whiskey, Jello Shots?

Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:41 am
Posted by mizzoukills
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Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:41 am
I need to know.
Posted by Legendary0903
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Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:44 am to
I'd imagine it's pretty diverse, but I am a beer man myself; however, I would never say no to a shot of vodka, tequila, or JD's.

How about Mizzou fans?
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
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Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:46 am to
I hear they like to butt chug boxes of wine
Posted by mizzoukills
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Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:52 am to
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I hear they like to butt chug boxes of wine



We're crazy.

For example, my brother fills a pastry bag with jello shots and then squeezes those jello shots into my arse. Next, he rams by butt with his 9 incher to thrust the jello shots deep into my rectum.

We wait about 20 minutes and then (arse-to-mouth) he sucks out the jello while giving me a reach around. Finally, he spits the jello into an empty Jergens bottle and proceeds to make "glazed" donuts and "jerk" chicken.

We go all out. We're fricking crazy.





This post was edited on 11/20/14 at 10:03 am
Posted by oleyeller
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Posted on 11/20/14 at 10:30 am to
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this sounds a little gay....
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
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Posted on 11/20/14 at 10:34 am to
Posted by mizzoukills
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Posted on 11/20/14 at 10:36 am to
Posted by TRUERockyTop
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Posted on 11/20/14 at 10:47 am to
Dickel and some cold ones
Posted by NorthGAVol
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Posted on 11/20/14 at 11:11 am to
White Lightning. Remember, you'll be in East TN.
Posted by TRUERockyTop
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Posted on 11/20/14 at 11:17 am to
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White Lightning. Remember, you'll be in East TN.


Local Shine(straight) + Pineapple Juice = Profit

Posted by Supravol22
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Posted on 11/20/14 at 11:18 am to
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White Lightning


The correct answer
Posted by Prof
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Posted on 11/20/14 at 11:24 am to
Local shine and avoid the legal shite - it'll say Smoky Mtn Distillery on it (it's not bad stuff but it's for tourists). Look around and ask for the legit stuff made by local shiners not via a distillery. Someone will give you sip.

BE CAREFUL - Good shine "tastes like water" and it's easy to take more than you can handle without knowing it. ALWAYS SIP SHINE.

One of the traditional combos is to drink it with pickle juice. And oddly enough, Mtn. Dew (slang for shine) was created in Knoxville for mixing with moonshine. There are lots of ways to drink shine but for first timers I say sip it straight and maybe try a pickle juice chaser if you're up for that (not everyone likes it but it is one of the older ways of drinking it).
This post was edited on 11/20/14 at 11:28 am
Posted by mizzoukills
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Posted on 11/20/14 at 11:28 am to
I have a bottle of the real stuff in my fridge. I'll bring it as a "treat" for the TN fans who treat me with mutual respect.
Posted by Prof
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Posted on 11/20/14 at 11:31 am to
quote:

I have a bottle of the real stuff in my fridge. I'll bring it as a "treat" for the TN fans who treat me with mutual respect.


You'll earn major kudos for that. You may not realize it but drinking moonshine, especially at tailgates and such on gamedays is one of our long held traditions.
Posted by mizzoukills
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Posted on 11/20/14 at 11:37 am to
Well, I am most certainly bringing my bottle. Plus, it's a full bottle too. Straight from an Arkansas connection. Very clean. Tastes like water. Real deal.

Should I pour it into an actual liquor or water bottle for transportation?
Posted by Prof
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Posted on 11/20/14 at 11:40 am to
You driving or flying? Either way, it might be safest to pour it into an empty vodka bottle. But once you're in TN you can put it a more traditional shine/jug bottle with no problems on gameday. As long as you don't shove it in a cops face you should be fine and even then he'll just treat it like regular alcohol.
This post was edited on 11/20/14 at 11:42 am
Posted by mizzoukills
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Posted on 11/20/14 at 11:57 am to
Driving. Round trip of approximately 1,500 miles.

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