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Arky fans...Y'all need to get Bret under control.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 4:53 pm
Posted on 11/19/14 at 4:53 pm
I was just watching the SECN and they were showing his presser.. 
The guy looks like a fricking bear standing up there in his everyday wind suit and face beard. You hog's need to whip his arse into shape or I have a feeling this will not end well.
The guy looks like a fricking bear standing up there in his everyday wind suit and face beard. You hog's need to whip his arse into shape or I have a feeling this will not end well.
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Posted on 11/19/14 at 4:54 pm to GooseSix
He looks like shite. Just like every other resident of Arkansas.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 4:55 pm to GooseSix
He's doing it for prostate cancer awareness.
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Posted on 11/19/14 at 4:57 pm to GooseSix
You're just jealous that you're not Jen Bielema, getting to be the little spoon with those big bear arms wrapped around you making you feel safe.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 4:58 pm to Henry Jones Jr
Posted on 11/19/14 at 5:01 pm to GooseSix
He believes in being big, slow and out of shape.
The only thing Bret Bielema likes fast is his food.
The only thing Bret Bielema likes fast is his food.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 5:08 pm to GooseSix
Are you talking about Bert?
Posted on 11/19/14 at 5:08 pm to TTsTowel
I'll take Bert's look over Gus' dorky arse sweater vest anyday.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 5:10 pm to Stonehog
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You're just jealous that you're not Jen Bielema, getting to be the little spoon with those big bear arms wrapped around you making you feel safe.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 5:10 pm to GooseSix
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everyday wind suit
What is this shite? He looks like he's a husband off of the Real Housewives of Washington County.
And who is Bret?
Posted on 11/19/14 at 5:11 pm to PorkSammich
They're both equally hideous.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 5:20 pm to TTsTowel
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The only thing Bret Bielema likes fast is his food.
And his Vegas brides. Don't forget his Vegas brides.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 5:20 pm to Stonehog
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You're just jealous that you're not Jen Bielema, getting to be the little spoon with those big bear arms wrapped around you making you feel safe.
I'm just honestly concerned about his health. He has put on at least 40 lbs since his commissioning. Today he looked like he just woke up from a weekend drinking binge. Posted on 11/19/14 at 5:24 pm to GooseSix
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Today he looked like he just woke up from a weekend drinking binge.
Went to Vegas.
Ate buffet.
Woke up with WT hottie for a wife and a new job as UA head coach.
Should start attending meetings.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 5:28 pm to PorkSammich
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I'll take Bert's look over Gus' dorky arse sweater vest anyday.
Gus was shooting for the 'Tressel look' and missed.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 5:31 pm to Stonehog
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Arky fans...Y'all need to get Bret under control.
You're just jealous that you're not Jen Bielema, getting to be the little spoon with those big bear arms wrapped around you making you feel safe.
Man, You just enjoyed saying that way tooo much and said it so well.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 5:35 pm to GooseSix
I bet he'll lose some weight now- I'm sure he's been stress eating with the losses but being that we'll be on a 2 game SEC winning streak come Saturday night he should be able to decompress some.
But regardless I think Bret's prob the best looking coach in the league even fat- it he lost 50 lbs he'd definitely be.
But regardless I think Bret's prob the best looking coach in the league even fat- it he lost 50 lbs he'd definitely be.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 5:44 pm to GooseSix
The the entire staff is doing it to show support for prostate cancer but ok.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 5:48 pm to Marty McFrat
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The the entire staff is doing it to show support for prostate cancer but ok.
Doing what?
Posted on 11/19/14 at 5:49 pm to GooseSix
The beard
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